bitsnbytes

Bits and Bytes

I thought a cookie was something that you eat
A mouse, a creature that eats cheese
A hard drive was a tedious task
And windows were to let in a breeze

It says to insert my floppy
That's pretty rude don't you think
And where is that darn any key?
Is my computer on the blink?

I click on paste...there is no glue
I try to copy but the page is bare
Maybe I'll cut, but cut with what
I see no scissors there

Mega is a big thing
Giga is the name of a clown
I'm losing control, I can't delete
My windows won't shut down

Bits and bytes and rom and ram
It's all getting me in a snoot
And when I think I'm getting somewhere
It tells me to reboot

What the heck is a hyper link?
What does HTML stand for?
I zip it up and save it
Now I can't find it anymore

Lol means laugh out loud
Will this challenge ever prevail
But every time I open messenger
It tells me "you have mail"

If I get a virus, will the doctor be on call
If I freeze will someone turn up the heat
I'm afraid to turn my computer on
I think I'm in defeat

My memory is getting low
I think its time to re-install
A trojan horse has ridden in
And broken down my firewall

I cannot cope with all this mess
I just can't do it anymore
The only conclusion I can come to
Is upgrade to a Pentium 4.