Subject: ** The Complete Sardarji Encyclopaedia **
1. Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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2. Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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3. EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what
to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
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4. CROCODILE BOOTS..
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off
to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and
watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefeet!"
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5. A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny
object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The sardar says,
"I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him
and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then
says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss
said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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6. A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days
later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
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7. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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8. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
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9. Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack
USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get
developed." All the surdars became happy on this very simple solution but an old surdar did not
utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surdar replied, "OH! THAT'S
ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
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10. Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought.
he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses
then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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11. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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12. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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13. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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14. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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15. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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16. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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17. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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18. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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19. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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20. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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21. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
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22. What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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23. What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
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24. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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25. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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26. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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27. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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28. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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29. "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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30. What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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31. Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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32. TO LOSE WEIGHT..
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34
kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but
he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."
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33. TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
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34. A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering
in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema
hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar
hai, usko kya pata "
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35. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and
chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji
replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
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36. Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him
on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he
felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep,
the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and
he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the
mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20
rupees and woken up someone else"
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37. Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw
him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I
am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would
have been missing too."
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38. Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a
newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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39. Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues
commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
40. "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs
and don't touch anything!"
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41. Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if
he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll
go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the
Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the
same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go
get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait
and I'll go get a ladder."
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42. DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta
in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre
Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there
? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
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43. Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his
ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the
phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." " Oh Dear! " the doctor
exclaimed in disbelief. "But ....what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."
* * * * * *
44. Sardarji: nurse, i am very eager to know my blood group
nurse: b positive
Sardarji: please tell me soon
nurse: b positive
Sardarji: I am positive, but eager to know the blood group.
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45. what is a sardaar doing when he puts lipstick on his fore head...
he is ' making up ' his mind...
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46. One sardar drunk and went to a station and goes to the ticket counter and ask when is the punjab
express comming the ticket master tells him after 1 hour. Then the sardar asks when is the
culcatta mail express comming The ticket counter man said after 1 and half hour . Ok says the
sardar then he asks when is the bombay express comming ..
The ticket master gets angry and where do u want to go ....
The sardar replied i just wanna cross the track ........
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47. Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another
building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : 'My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB.
Can't you carry even this much?'
Banta : 'But yours is empty and my disk is full'!!!
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48. Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of Drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, Order.'
Santa immediately responded, 'Thank you , your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda.'
* * * * * *
49. A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his
shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?','Sand,' answered the sardji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.' Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips
them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji
overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the
bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags,hefts them onto the sardarji's
shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What
have you got?', 'Sand,' says the Sardaji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that
the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the sardaji, and crosses the border
on his bike.
This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, the sardaji,
doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. Hey, Buddy,' says
Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...
I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?' The sardaji, sips his Lassi and
says,
......'Bikes.'
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50. Interviewer: What is your qualification?
Sardar Singh: B.A. Post Graduate.
Interviewer: What?! 'B.A. Post Graduate!' How is it possible?
Sardar Singh: I was doing my B.A. by postal.
Interviewer: ....!!!!!
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51. A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new
rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a
prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T'.
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I
expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?'
The Sardar replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc....'
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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52. Q : How to keep a Sardarji busy ?
A1 : Write PTO in the rightmost corner of both the pages of a paper and give it to him.
A2 : Draw a circle in a paper; give it to him and ask him to find out the corner of the circle
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53. Q: Why couldn't the sardar write the number 'eleven'?
A: He didn't know which 'one' came first...
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54. Q: Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
A: They're there for those who don't drink.
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55. Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocerry shop from where he had purchased a packet of
butter few minutes ago. Where is my free gift? he shouted at the shop keeper.
But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter.Shopkeeper answered politely.
Dont fool me, replied Banta, it is clearely written on the packet of the butter
'cholesterol free'.
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56. One morning Santa Singh received a letter in the post warning him, 'If you do not send Rs. 50,000
to the above address immediately, we wil kidnap your wife and you will never see her again.'
Santa Singh sent the following reply,
Dear Sir,
I do not have Rs. 50,000 but your offer interests me greatly.
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57. Once an american visited india. he went to delhi. he stood near the jama masjid and asked a guide
called bantaa,'how much time did the person who built this take to contrust this monument?
bantaa said '30 years.' the american said,'30 years! it takes to build a building bigger than
this in only 5 years in america. Then the american went to agra and stood near taj mahal and
asked, 'How much time did it take to build this monument? Bantaa said,' 20 years.' the american
said,'20 years!! it takes to build a building bigger than this only 2 years.' now bantaa became
angry. The american went to delhi and stood near the qutub minar and asked bantaa,' in how much
time was this monument built?' bantaa pretended to be surprised . he said, ' yesterday I had come
here, but there was no such monument here. Maybe they made it in oneday!!!!!!!!!!!
* * * * * *
58. There was a sardarji sitting on his bike and scratching his helmet.
A man sees him and asks him that why he is scratching his helmet.
sardarji says my head feels itchy.
the man asks the sardarji that if his head feels itchy why he is scratching his helmet.
Sardar says why does a man scratches his pants when he wants his bump to be scratched
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59. Once in the Indo-Pak war the Sardar regiment was facing the Pakis. The Sardars were hidingly
attacking the Pakis. The Pakis came to that its the Sardar regiment and started playing tricks.
A voice called from the Pak side, 'Who is Jogindar Singh?' One Sardarji stands up and says
proudly 'I am Jogindar Singh' They shoot him. Again a voice called from the Pak side, 'Who is
Baljindar Singh?' Another Sardarji stands up and says proudly 'I am Baljindar Singh' They shoot
him too. This repeats many times and the Pakis kill many Sardars this way. One Sardar comes to
know of the trick, and plans something. He calls out, 'Who is Iqbal?' No reply. He again calls
out 'Who is Maqbool?' Again no reply. He again calls out 'Who is Salim?' Again no reply comes.
But this time a voice from their end asks, 'Who is asking such brilliant questions?' One Sardar
stands up and says proudly 'It's me, Sukhwindar Singh' ....They shoot him too.
* * * * * *
60. A SARDARJI IS TRAVELLING IN THE AC COACH OF RAJDHANI EXPRESS ALONGWITH A POLITICIAN. BOTH ORDER
FOR THEIR BREAKFAST..... THE WAITER COMES WITH THE BILL... TO THE POLITICIAN:'SIR, BILL!'
THE POLITICIAN:' WHAT BILL? I'M A POLITICIAN.' BUT THE SARDARJI HAS TO PAY THE BILL.
SAME THING HAPPENNS DURING LUNCH AND DINNER ALSO.
SARDARJI SAYS TO HIMSELF THAT NEXT TIME ONWARDS EVEN HE'S GOING TO SAY THAT HE'S A POLITICIAN.
DURING HIS RETURN JOURNEY HE DOES NOT BUY THE TICKET FOR HIMSELF.INCIDENTLY THE TICKET COLLECTOR
HAPPENS TO BE SARDAR AS WELL.
TTE:'SARDARJI, TICKET PLEASE!'
SARDARJI:'WHAT TICKET I'M A POLITICIAN'
TTE:'WHICH POLITICIAN?'
SARDARJI:(after thinking a bit)'INDIRA GANDHI'
TTE:'OH SO YOU ARE INDIRA GANDHI, I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU BUT NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SEE YOU!'
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62. A Surd came panting home one day and proudly declared to his wife that he had saved Rs. 2/-
'How?' she enquired.
'I ran after a bus all the way home,' was his triumphant reply.
'You fool!' shreiked the good woman, administering a whack in rage.
'Why didn't you run after a taxi????'
* * * * * *
63. There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap
a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,
and told him, 'I've kidnapped you.'
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: 'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in
a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city
play ground'. Signed, 'A Sardarji'. The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent
him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a
paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the
$10,000 with note saying, 'How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?'
* * * * * *
64. Q.What do you call a Sardar guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand?
A.SURRENDER SINGH
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65. Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that
whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the
cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first.
One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to
know about cricket there. 'So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?' Santa replied, 'Hey Banta, I
have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night
tournament here in heaven.
And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!'
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66. An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be
completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero
on the exam. Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then
confidently strode up to turn it in.
67. The professor looked at him and said, 'Don't bother to hand that paper in... you get a zero for
continuing after the bell.'
The guy looked at him and said, 'Professor, do you know who I am!!'
The professor replied, 'No, & I don't care if your dad is president. you get a zero on this exam'
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, 'You mean you have no idea who I am???'
The professor responded, 'No, I've no idea who you think you are.'
With that, the guy said 'Good!', plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other students
exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!
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68. One day Santa Singh was giving some advice to his one and only son Beant Singh about common sense.
But Beant Singh was unable to understand what common sense is and asked for some examples. So
Santa Singh kept his palm on the wall and asked Beant Singh to punch the palm with the Fist.
Beant Singh obeyed the same with heavy force. But at that time Santa Singh removed his palm and
Beant Singh�s fist hit hard on the wall and he felt pain. Again Santa Singh asked Beant Singh to
do the same process, that time also result was same, i.e. Beant Singh �s fist hit hard on the
wall. For the third time Santa Singh asked Beant Singh to hit but that time, Beant Singh
controlled the force of his hit and even he never touched the wall. So Santa Singh congratulated
Beant Singh and told him that Beant Singh had successfully learned what common sense is.
After few days Beant Singh was walking with his friend in the Paddy Field. Beant Singh
told his friend that he knows commonsense. Unfortunately his friend also was unable to understand
common sense. Beant Singh Santa Singh to show his friend what he had learned from his father but
there was no wall in the paddy field. So Beant Singh kept his palm on his face (exactly on his
nose) and asked his friend to punch hardly with his fist. The friend punched ......!!!!
* * * * * *
69. Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they
touch the ground the pilot scream the runway is ending...'. The second pilot swiftly gets the
plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they
touch the ground, the pilot scream again 'Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...'. The second
pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending
again... This goes on again and again... During their fourth descent the pilot says : 'Look at
those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..'
'I know' answers the second pilot, 'But look how wide they made it....''
* * * * * *
70. There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat'
are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street
find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So
one of them asks Santa Singh, 'Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe
ho?' .....comes the reply, 'Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar
'brain' tumour se mara hai!!!'
* * * * * *
71. Two sardarjis stayed in the same building. One on the first floor and the other one on the eight
floor. Both were great enemies. One day the sardarji on the eight floor thought to be fool the
one on the first floor. He invited him for dinner. When the sardarji reached the eight floor, he
found his door locked and a board at his door ' Kaisa bewkoof banaya ' . Sardarji felt embarrased
and to outplay him, he wrote down:' ' Main to yaha aya hi nahi tha'
* * * * * *
72. One sardar came to madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.his tamilian friend told the
sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar
went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000.
vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok , i
will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750. it was going on like this when
finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the sardar the stereo free of cost.
'Our sardar asked whether he will give two.
* * * * * *
73. Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K verification task.
Dear Sir,
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through
every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data
files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We
are proud to report that we have completed the 'Y-to-K' date change mission, and have now
implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December
As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any
sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way
possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we
ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await ur direction.
Very Sincerely
Banta Singh
(Y2K Project Leader )
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74. There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. After considerable discussion
they finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but
nobody turned up. The same story was the next day. A week passed, but nobody turned up.
WHY? ..........
Because there was a sign at the entrance: 'Visitors not allowed'
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of
car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first
car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days, a week but no car
came to their garage.
WHY? ...
Because their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new
Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but
nobody hailed their taxi.They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to
Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on
driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY?
Because all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi!!
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb an decided to push their taxi into the
sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very
exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.They decided to rest for the night and start the
next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a
whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge.
WHY? .........
Because two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
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A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
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