RANDSOM NOTE
BY TIGGER

Hi ya,

I know you will have no idea who sent this...but I sneaked in last night, while you were sleeping, and stole your "kitty slippers".  If I do not recieve at least 1 e-mail, in at least 50 small words, so I can read them....hehe.....the KITTY SLIPPERS GET IT....YIP......also....the randsom e-mail message has to be written with a smile on your face....or it doesn't count....nope, don't even try to guess who this is....you will never guess.....so don't even try....you also have to push the send button by yourself too.....so don't even try to call for help....it won't work....hehe.....

If I do not receive the e-mail withing 48 hours from now.....I will pet the kitty slippers until they are spoiled rotten and will have to be petted all the time......and then I will send them back to ya......and we all know you don't want spoiled kitty slippers.....they will drive you nuts......you will end up like me.....laughing all the time for no reason......so remember................48 hours or the kitty slippers get it!!!!

I'm not going to sign this.....to keep you from knowing who this is.....so hurry.....they are already purring at me.......by the way......did I tell you how incredibly gorgeous you are today?......bye for now......remember.......48 hours.....see ya.

letter was written to a mutual friend and submitted.....this guy is so funny.....i don't know how he comes up with this stuff....but it just goes to show you what a fantastically funny  person he is....haha.

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