THE NAME GAME

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

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The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......Use the FIRST LETTER of your FIRST name to determine your NEW FIRST NAME:

Use the FIRST LETTER in your LAST NAME
to determine the
FIRST HALF
of your
NEW LAST NAME:

Use the LAST LETTER
in your LAST NAME
to determine the
SECOND HALF
of your
NEW LAST NAME:

A = stinky

B = lumpy

C = buttercup

D = gidget

E = crusty

F = greasy

G = fluffy

H = cheeseball

I = chim-chim

J = poopsie

K = flunky

L  = booger

M = pinky

N = zippy

O = goober

P = doofus

Q = slimy

R = loopy

S = snotty

T = falafel

U = dorkey

V = squeezit

W = oprah

X = skipper

Y = dinky

Z = zsa-zsa

A = diaper

B = toilet

C = giggle

D = bubble

E = girdle

F = barf

G = lizard

H = waffle

I = cootie

J = monkey

K = potty

L  = liver

M = banana

N = rhino

O = burger

P = hamster

Q = toad

R = gizzard

S = pizza

T = gerbil

U = chicken

V = pickle

W = chuckle

X = togu

Y = gorilla

Z = stinker

A = head

B = mouth

C = face

D = nose

E = tush

F = breath

G = pants

H = shorts

I = lips

J = honker

K = butt

L  = brain

M = tushie

N = chunks

O = hiney

P = biscuits

Q = toes

R = buns

S = fanny

T = sniffer

U = sprinkles

V = kisser

W = squirt

X = humperdinck

Y = brains

Z = juice

EXAMPLE:  George Bush's new name is FLUFFY TOILETSHORTS..........GO FIGURE......HEHE
NOW,  PUT ALL YOUR NAME PARTS TOGETHER AND SIGN YOUR NEW NAME WHERE EVER YOU GO...HEHE

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