| THE BALONEY SONG...hehe |
| HIS BALONEY HAS A FIRST NAME IT'S "I--DID--NOT--INHALE" HIS BALONEY HAS A SECOND NAME IT'S "I--WASN'T--GETTING--TAIL OH, HE LOVES TO SLING IT EVERY DAY......... THE WHITE HOUSE PEOPLE ALL JUST SAAAAAAYYYYYYYY......... THAT BILLY CLINTON HAS--A--WAY OF MAKING BULLSHIT SOUND O--KAY |
| THE GIRLS NIGHT OUT |
| SO.....THE OTHER DAY MY FRIENDS AND I WENT TO THIS "LADIES NIGHT CLUB". ONE OF THE GIRLS WANTED TO IMPRESS US, SO SHE PULLS OUT A $10 BILL. THE "DANCER" CAME OVER TO US AND MY FRIEND LICKED THE BILL AND PUT IT ON HIS BUTT CHEEK. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, ANOTHER FRIEND PULLS OUT A $20 BILL. SHE CALLS THE GUY BACK OVER, LICKS THE BILL AND PUTS IT ON HIS OTHER BUTT CHEEK. STILL ATTEMPTING TO IMPRESS THE REST OF US, MY THIRD FRIEND PULLS OUT A $50 BILL. SHE CALLS THE GUY BACK OVER AGAIN, LICKS THE 50 AND AGAIN PUTS IT ON ONE OF HIS BUTT CHEEKS. NOW THE ATTENTION IS FOCUSED ON ME. WHAT COULD I DO TO TOP THAT? I GOT OUT MY WALLET, THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE, AND THEN THE FINANCIAL PROFESSIONAL IN ME TOOK OVER. I GOT OUT MY ATM CARD, SWIPPED IT DOWN THE GUY'S BUTT CRACK, GRABBED THE 80 BUCKS, AND WENT HOME. |
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