Stupid people should not breed. Seriously. Anyway here's a lil collection of stupid people I have had the misfortune to talk to online. You kinda hafta wonder where the hell the world is going towards these days..especially with these people living in it.... note, the phrases in italics are my exact thoughts at that time..however I was perhaps too polite to tell them what I felt.


It's so fucking fun baiting people....especially when they ask for it...

zugzugdabu: hello
_karolina_: hi
zugzugdabu: I was browsing yahoo profiles because i'm bored and never get on here and came across you.
zugzugdabu: sorry if you are busy
_karolina_: not really busy
zugzugdabu: Even if you dont want to talk thats cool
zugzugdabu: I take that as a I dont want to talk
_karolina_: nah waiting for you to start something
zugzugdabu: LoL
zugzugdabu: start somthing
zugzugdabu: you say that like you wanna fight
zugzugdabu: lol
zugzugdabu: I'm a lover not a fighter
Har Har..Hyuk Hyuk...
zugzugdabu: lol
zugzugdabu: why only a pic of your eyes
_karolina_: why not?
zugzugdabu: I dont know
zugzugdabu: kinda freaky
zugzugdabu: thats all
zugzugdabu: lol
someone's been on the LSD a lot lately eh?
zugzugdabu: I feel like you are looking at me
zugzugdabu: lmao
the idiot meter is starting to rise...at an alarming rate..
zugzugdabu: what your age if you dont mind me asking
_karolina_: what's yours
zugzugdabu: 23
zugzugdabu: lol
You have to wonder at this point..WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY?
_karolina_: I'm 24
zugzugdabu: for real
zugzugdabu: thats cool
zugzugdabu: what are your hobbies
zugzugdabu: sex,drugs,rock and roll
zugzugdabu: ?
_karolina_: I like to read, write, working on web design, going out with my friends, playing computer games...to name a few..yours?
zugzugdabu: wow i have to admit i'm impressed
_karolina_: why
zugzugdabu: I like to golf, go out to clubs/bars with friends, shop
zugzugdabu: you cam across like somone that was nasty on some kind of drug rampage who didint want to be bothed with life
shouldn't it be reverse? he's on the drug rampage thinking everything is so fucking funny...
_karolina_: I hate people who assume....that's why I made the profile the way it is...to weed the stupid people out
zugzugdabu: lol
zugzugdabu: thats cool
zugzugdabu: so are you implying i'm stupid
GIVE THIS JACKASS A PRIZE FOLKS!!! HE WON THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION!!!
_karolina_: you're a quick one
zugzugdabu: thats cool
zugzugdabu: bye bye have fun with your boring ass life
_karolina_: lol it's so funny how sensitive people are...
_karolina_: how seriously you take life...it's sad
Sad to say..he never responded..probably put me on ignore..tragic...he would have been so much more fun to laugh at...

LOL this guy's an idiot....just read and laugh.....

morbid_tranquillity666: do u have a nice ass
_karolina_: what's it to you
morbid_tranquillity666: hey just askin
_karolina_: some things should not be asked
morbid_tranquillity666: what if i asked u the colour of ur butt hole
_karolina_: then I'd ask why the hell you should care unless you have a certain deviant fetish for things pertaining to asses/assholes/rimming/fecal matter/coprophilia
morbid_tranquillity666: actually i do have all the above fetishes
morbid_tranquillity666: im the scatological kid
_karolina_: interesting
morbid_tranquillity666: no really it sounds abominable and repulsive but yes i do have this bizarre penchant
_karolina_: I'm sure there's others out there like you
morbid_tranquillity666: well maybe
_karolina_: of course there is
morbid_tranquillity666: right u are
morbid_tranquillity666: i just wanna know the colour of ur orifice thats all
_karolina_: that's none of your concern
morbid_tranquillity666: please it wouldnt hurt nobody
_karolina_: nah, ask someone else what the color of their asshole is
morbid_tranquillity666: i did
morbid_tranquillity666: i wanna know what an asian ass hole would look like
_karolina_: ask an asian other than myself...besides I'm not fully asian, I'm half remember
_karolina_: better yet, why don't you look at some porn pics that have asian assholes in it?
_karolina_: and I'm sure there's plenty out there
morbid_tranquillity666: does ur farts smell bad
_karolina_: I wouldn't know I don't smell underneath my covers when I pass gass
morbid_tranquillity666: is it loud
_karolina_: don't know, I'm sleeping most of the time
morbid_tranquillity666: would u like me licking ur ass hole
_karolina_: no thanks
morbid_tranquillity666: why not dont u think it would be fun
_karolina_: it's not for me
morbid_tranquillity666: oh but i would so love to lick ur butt and smell ur farts
_karolina_: no thanks
morbid_tranquillity666: u must be having one juicy arse
_karolina_: not sure about that
morbid_tranquillity666: aww
morbid_tranquillity666: do u shave ur butt hole
_karolina_: nah don't want to cut myself
morbid_tranquillity666: so its nice and hairy eh
_karolina_: don't know
_karolina_: I don't have much body hair
morbid_tranquillity666: how old r u anyway
_karolina_: I'm 12

morbid_tranquillity666: oh jesus
I'm pissing in my pants laughing...wonder if he would like that?
morbid_tranquillity666: couldnt u have told me before
_karolina_: you didn't ask
morbid_tranquillity666: damn im sorry
_karolina_: you should be
morbid_tranquillity666: my profound apologies
morbid_tranquillity666: u seemed so old and mature
_karolina_: I may be mature..but not old
morbid_tranquillity666: anyways im sorry
morbid_tranquillity666: im 19
morbid_tranquillity666: u looked like a 30 something to me
_karolina_: not even close
which is true...I'm 24...wait...12 *cackles*
morbid_tranquillity666: wutever
morbid_tranquillity666: how do u know so much bout the anal thing
_karolina_: it's amazing what people say before they ask your age
morbid_tranquillity666: how do u know terms like rimming and coprophilia
_karolina_: coprophilia I got from a book I was reading (textbook)
_karolina_: rimming well..everybody knows what that is...
can someone give me the best liar award here? please..I deserve one..
morbid_tranquillity666: damn u sounded like a pro
_karolina_: that I can say, am not
morbid_tranquillity666: im just a retarded 19 yr old
well shit...we can all see that...LOL
Still pissing pants laughing.....this one's a keeper folks!!!