Frequently Asked Stupid Questions

1. Are you Asian/Latina?

Excuse me while I hit the ignore button, are you too lazy to check my profile?

2. Are you Asian/Latina? (ha ha just kidding)

ha ha - not amused. This joke is getting old, think of a new one to amuse me.

3. A/S/L?

Excuse me while I hit the ignore button. Again, are you too lazy to check my profile?

4. How do you look like?

Wow what a trick question. Well I'm female. Oh my god! I have breasts! and holy shit I have female genitalia!!!!! will wonders ever cease?!!!!!

5. Do you like sex?

No!!!! I'm terrified of the naked male body!! of course I love sex but ONLY with my boyfriend.

6. Can I join/watch you and your boyfriend?

No you sick fuck.

7. Do you have a pic?

Yes but the real question is..do you DESERVE to look at my pics?

8. Do you shave your pussy?

No, my cat wouldn't like that very much. I love my cat too much to do something as stupid as that, besides, that's cruel. (if you don't understand this answer, you're just plain stupid)

9. Do you have big tits?

Oh yes, they're so huge I smother my boyfriend until he's blue in the face. You dumb fuck.

10. Do you have a hairy pussy?

Cats are hairy, they have fur. Haven't you seen a cat before you idiot?

11. Where are your nude pics?

I am not an exhibitionist therefore I don't do the nude thing.

12. Why are you a bitch?

Because idiots like you who ask stupid questions make me one.

13. Is it cold in Canada?

I know we live in the great white north but it's not cold enough to live in igloos or interact with polar bears.

14. Do you have a boyfriend/are you single?

Excuse me while I hit the ignore button. Wow!! today is hit your ignore button day! 50 cents each time you ignore someone who's too stupid and lazy to check your profile!! each 100th click wins a mystery prize!!!!

15. You just have to lighten up

I would, but is it really wise to stick your finger in a socket? why don't you try it and then let me know how that feels.

16. Your boyfriend won't know about you and me

Oh yes he does. Like me he knows all, hears all and sees all. Not to mention he's the Homicidal Maniac so leave him and me ALONE!

17. Why do you have such an attitude?

Well, without it, I wouldn't be me now would I? besides, if you don't like it then fuck off.

18. Can I see your cam?

No.

19. Why?

One of 2 reasons: I don't show my webcam to total strangers ie: I don't know who the hell you are. The second reason: Simply because I don't want you to see my cam what if you're some crazy sick jackass ready to whack off at the look of my face? I don't think so!

20. But you do know me, see I'm enternumberhere/entersexhere/enterlocationhere, so now you know me, can I see your cam?

Fuck off. You think I'm stupid enough to think just by knowing your idiotic stats I would immediately have my webcam for viewing? who do you think I am? some stupid webcam slut?

21. You seem so unhappy judging by your profile, did you have a rough life?

Me? a rough life? full of love from family, a loving cat and a loving boyfriend? you call that rough? and you ask why I seem so unhappy? because I'm talking to an idiot like you who's asking stupid questions. Think about it..or can you?

More to come, rest assured.