1º ESO Anecdotes

My students in 1ºESO A are very funny. They always say funny things. These are some of their anecdotes.

1ºESOA. : My student "X"said that the meaning of CARPET is "UN ZERPÚO".

¡Enhorabuena 1º ESO A, lo hicisteis muy bien el otro día.!

1ºESOC: I was very angry with them and I told them: Todo depende de vosotros, si os portáis bien la clase la haré más dinámica y si no, ¡a tomar apuntes se ha dicho! And one student said: "Maestra, maestra... aerodinámica, aerodinámica de esas..."

                The other day I asked one student, "What does Mozart's Marriage of Figaro means?"and he said, "Algo de María Figueroa".

1ºESOD: We were writing a Valentine's card and I told them that they had to write "TO" before the name of the person you wanted to give that card. And I wrote an example on the board:

"To George Clooney" And when they finished the cards, they had written: "To Josemi Clooney", "To Paola Clooney"...

 One day I was explaining to my students St. Patrick was the patron saint of Ireland and I asked them, "St Patrick is also the patron saint of one American city, which one?", and one of them said, "Albuñol".         ????? 

1ºESOA
"Who's that!" "Come in!"

1ºESOC
"Good morning! How are you?"

1ºESOD
"Good afternoon!"