| People are Stupid |
| Humans are supposedly superior to other forms of life because of the brain power and stuff. So then WHY are people so STUPID?! Here are a few examples: |
| there ain much of a diff. tha thangz i do it my gf i usta do wit my utha female friendz. kissin, huggin, holdin handz, phreakin..stuff lyke that. xcept for now, its mor feelinz b/t me & my gf, so wen we do stuff it haz more meanin. |
| In response to the question "What's the difference between friendships and bf/gf relationships?": |
| The epitome of stupidity: |
| - hey - r u there/ - ? -- yes - sup? -- who are you? - just a chick online... -- oh -- ok - yea - u a lez? - ??? - ur a bitch -- well...you're certainly nice - and what kind of idiot would have the sn SEXYCLAIRINETS? - oh whoopps - u - now i'm blocking u u whore - and u are a sock just like ur info...it stinks -- lol! |
| Wait, there's more! This "chick" is definitely the definition of moron. |
| -- hey - hi - whos this? -- YOUR MOM! -- j/k -- just some chick - do u have a name? -- tell me yours first -- what's your name? -- ?? -- tell me! - why would i tell u? -- y not? - because i dont know u -- fine, I hate you - guess what -- leave me alone - i hate u to -- bitch -- ur a slut - so r u -- whore - u spelt it wrong - bitch -- wut? -- spelt wut wrong? - bitch! -- I spelt bitch right - nevermind - ur a loser -- just like UR MOM! - my name is sarah - whats urs? -- Jennifer -- I g2g - loser - and thats not my name - just to let u know - i lied -- LOL! -- u think I didn't -- fool - no kidding - i bet ur name is Jennifer - u suck -- LOL! -- LOL! -- LOL! -- LOL! - i know who u r -- who am I - i know ur real name -- wut? - i know where u live - u live right near me -- so come visit me -- I wanna meet u - if i visit u i will kill u -- YES! -- I've always wanted to die -- ttyl! |
| NOTE: In both cases I am the -- and she is the -. |
| Taken from an AIM profile: |
| *COUGHS* think bout wut 2 say b4 u IM me or ur just the STUPIDEST person that eva talked 2 urself. PPL HAV THEIR ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES, BUT MINE CHANGES EVRY MOMENT IN LIFE! |
| Also taken from an AIM profile: |
| When u break up with some1...sometimes the feelings r still lingering 4 'em... If it still happens wen u go out wit some1 else...breakup wit the current person... and giv a shot 2 ur ex....mayb ther's still sparks goin around 4 u two 2 b a couple again...jus giv it a try...and find out...its eitha...break up again...or...a COUPLE again...but...HAPPIER...mak a choice...AND find out the results...u wont get hurt in tryin...LUCK!....PS...@ least listen 2 each otha...it wont hurt...but it mite make things betta...mayb betta than they were jus now... |
| Ok. First of all, the grammar is TERRIBLE! She obviously doesn't like ending e's or apostrophes and overuses the ellipsis more than I do! Secondly, it's TERRIBLE advice! And lastly, what the **** is it doing in her profile? What relevence could it POSSIBLY have?! |