DAY2 Crawford woke up with a strange taste in his mouth. No, not quite a taste, more like a feeling. He pulled a long orange hair from between his teeth. Now how did that get there? He glared suspiciously at Schuldig who was still sleeping on the other side of the room. The redhead was mumbling things in his sleep and drooling on his pillow. Crawford considered killing him in his sleep. Maybe strangling him with his bare hands. Or suffocating the German with a pillow. He could shoot a bullet through his brains. No, that would leave a mess. He'd have to tip the cleaning lady BIG time. Schuldig opened his eyes and stared accusingly at Crawford. Crawford only glared back. "You can always move back to Farfarello's room..." he suggested. Schuldig turned around, pulled the sheets over his head and went back to sleep. No luck for me today Crawford thought. He went to the bathroom. Something fuzzy was lying in the corner. Orange and fuzzy. He approached it carefully for further inspection. It seemed to be a hairbrush. A hairbrush filled with long, orange hair. Schuldig's. Crawford didn't attempt to pick it up or replace it. Just checked once in a while to make sure it didn't crawl up to him to attack him in the back. After he was done getting dressed he went back to the bedroom to wake Schuldig up. He reached for the sheets and yanked them off. Schuldig, clinging stubbornly to the warm sheets, got tossed to the floor. Crawford had to drag him through half the room before he let the sheets go. "You could be nicer to people," Schuldig grumbled. "Yes, I could do that...but what's in it for me?" "Friendship?" "Yes...maybe if I had some friends...I could sell them on the slave market. Then again, I could just kidnap some people for that purpose..." Schuldig was cuddling up into the carpet, trying to get some more sleep. Then he felt Crawford's Armani shoe hit one of his kidneys, so he got up. @@@ Crawford didn't trust his teammates. He was right. He had meant for them to stay together today, considering yesterday's fiasco. Somehow Nagi had been able to escape the group. "He's in luuuuurrrve," Schuldig slurred. After having run into the Goofy-guy Schuldig hadn't been the same. At least Nagi was able to take care of himself. It shouldn't be a problem. The kid deserved a day off and what better place to spend time for kids than Disneyland? The other two he had to watch closely. Schuldig seemed...different. Away...in a far far galaxy. Not quite the violent *away* like Farfarello though. As long as he'd bought the German a cotton candy every half hour he was fine. Farfarello was difficult today. Not in his usual "hurt God" mood, but in a new "hurt Disney" mood. He was trying to stab the Seven Dwarfs, or at least some of them. The little guys were running about in panic. The kids were crying. "Die Dopey!! Die!" The Irishman was foaming with rage. Schuldig was still enjoying his cotton candy, while humming the tune from jaws. Dudududududududu Nie Nie Nie Nie Crawford dragged Farfarello away. Before he tries to rape snowwhite. Schuldig followed, still humming. "Now what?!" he cursed furiously. Some kids stared at him with big eyes. "Mommy mommy, that man is evil!" By the way Crawford was staring at those kids one would agree with them. "We lost our target *again*. We only have some hours left before the park closes." "Then we should hurry up to get another cotton candy." @@@ Disnyworld could be a really nice place, Nagi discovered. He had visited Mary on her workshift and had lunch with her. She was so nice. And the way she looked at him...with those big innocent eyes. Crawford probably would understand if Nagi took the day off. So he spend the rest of his time with Mary. He was even lucky enough to not encounter any of Schwarz for the whole day. @@@ The other three Schwarz members were walking through the park, looking for the target. Nothing. They found absolutely no trace of the young man they were supposed to stalk. The Goofy-man beckoned Schuldig to come. "The girl that friend of yours is dating...she isn't right." "Whaddaya mean, she's gay?" "No." "She's actually a man?" "No, since she got here...nothing but trouble. It isn't that she's a bad worker or that she does *things*, but she always seems to be around them when they happen." "Like the murders in the Sleeping Beauty's inn?" "You know about them?" "Yeah, she told Nagi about them." Goofy narrowed his eyes. "That girl is bad news. If you ask me, she knows more about those murders than she claims. Now I think of it, the trouble started since she arrived here." "We won't be long here. I'm sure Nagi will survive." "Well...I'll check my sources again. Maybe I can tell you more the next time we meet." "Hmmm...that won't be too long... Thanks for the tip." Schuldig bought some more purple pills and was ready to return to Crawford and Farfie when Goofy stopped him. "The target you're looking for... He's in discovery land right now." "Gee, thanks man, you really know _everything_ that happens here." Goofy shrugged and grinned. "Hey, everything for a loyal customer!" Crawford looked over. He had Farfarello crouching next to him, tied on a leash. Schuldig was talking to that Goofy-guy again while psycho-boy barked at some little kids. They started crying and ran away, leaving a very content Farfarello. Schuldig returned with a very self-complacant smirk on his face. "Our target's in discovery land." "How d'you...?" Crawford didn't finish that sentence, it didn't matter anyway. As they arrived in discovery land they spotted the target almost immediately. He was waiting in line to ride the space mountain. Crawford's stomach started to heave and he ran of. He was still holding Farfarello's leash, so the Irishman got dragged behind him. Skin and concrete don't mix well, especially not if you graze the one over the other. Schuldig got another cotton candy and followed the other two. It didn't look like they would get their mission done today. Well, if I have to spent here another day, I better stop by Goofy again. Those purple pills are really neat. @@@ Nagi expected a major scolding when he finally returned to the hotel. Instead of finding an angry Crawford, he saw Schuldig and Farfarello playing silly games in the lobby. "Where's Sata--I mean Crawford? "Probably being sick in his room." "What did you do to him?" "Nothing, he just got ill. Say...Nagi, about that girl you're dating." Nagi frowned. "What about her? You're not going to kill her like you did with my other dates, are you?" "No, but I heard some strange news about her." "She works in Disneyland for crying out loud!! What could possibly be wrong with her?" Schuldig decided to drop the subject until he had some more concrete information. Why do I even bother? A moment later Crawford entered the lobby. He looked pale and just plain ill. His eyes were a little red. "Have you been crying?" Schuldig asked carefully. Wow, Disney must really be getting to him. "Our mission today was a complete failure *sigh* again. I fear we have to stay another day." Nooooooooooooooooooooo The other hotel guests stared at the four of them. Schuldig heard their thoughts, and decided to put some of his own in their heads. See how you like this German Scooby Doo techno remix song running through your minds. He grinned at the mayhem he created with this simple act. People clutching at their heads, blaming it on the oysters they had for lunch. Nagi got up. "Where are you going," Crawford asked weakly. He wasn't the man he used to be. "Out..." "With Mary." Schuldig finished. There was no further response from their leader, he was a broken man. So Nagi left. Farfarello sat happily on the carpet, playing with the crayons he had stolen from a little girl after he had beaten her up. @@@ Nagi got home really late. Considering Crawford's current state he wouldn't even notice. He felt a little guilt for leaving their leader with the biological hazard Schuldig was. Mary had asked to come to his room, but Nagi had to decline. Crawford had probably already planted some bugs and mini-camera's in their rooms. It's not that he is paranoid, but.... Wait a minute, ofcourse Crawford was paranoid. And he had all reason to be. She seemed a little dissapointed. Nagi was too. Imagine!! A girl in his very own room! "What a pitty you have such severe parents. We could have played sleeping beauty!" Nagi's face turned red at the idea of him playing the prince and giving her a kiss... "Yeah," Mary continued,"I could have *cough* _pricked_ you with a needle..." A sudden flash of Farfarello trying to do that very same thing that morning with the cleaning lady went through Nagi's mind. She'll fit right in Schwarz. "I'll see you again tomorrow?" "Sure," Nagi said, then a little sad: "It'll be our last day..." "Yes, it'll be your _our_ last day." They said goodbye and each went their separate ways. @@@ Schuldig was suffering a major sugar rush. He was tossing and turning in his bed. Shouldn't have eaten all that cotton candy. "Crawford?" Grumble... "Crawford, are you awake?!" Grumble... "Crawford, are you sleeping already?!" "WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?!!" "Nothing...I can't sleep and I was wondering if you were still awake." "I am now." "Wanna play rock scissors paper?" "No, I want to sleep." "Shall we play truth or dare? Oh yeah! I pick dare!" "I bet you do, now let me sleep." "C'mon, tell me something to dare!!" "F*** you. I need to sleep." "Uhhh...." Big eyes "this isn't a yaoi story." *sigh* "Crawford?" "......" "Crawford?" "......" "Crawford?" "......" "Crawford?" "......" "Crawford?" "......" "Crawford?" "......" "Crawford?" "......" "Crawford?" "......" "Guess I'll go to sleep then..." "....." "Good night." "...." "Don't let the bed bugs bite." "...." "...." "...." "....Crawford?" "...." twitch twitch "I can't sleep." "Then count sheep." "I KNEW you weren't asleep yet!" Twitch twitch twitch twitch.