One day �N Sync thought it would be fun to kidnap the news people and do the news themselves. Okay, it was Chris�s idea, and Lance wanted nothing to do with it. Well, here is the transcript of that news cast�

JC: Hello, and welcome to the Six O� Clock news. Umm, the usual newscasters had an emergency, so we�re filling in for them tonight. Today�s top story is� Hey! What IS today�s top story? Let�s ask our co-host, Justin Timberlake. Screams are heard when the cameras move to Justin.

Justin: Okay why does that ALWAYS have to happen? That is today�s top story. Why do the stinkin� people ALWAYS stinkin� scream when my stinkin� name is said, or my stinkin� face is shown on the stinkin� TV!?!?! MAN!!!!

JC: OKAY JUSTIN! Just to let you know, you just called yourself AND your name stinkin�.

Justin: Oh, I guess I did. But would somebody please investigate the reason why?

Jc: Justin, I think everybody already knows the reason why. However, for those who don't, here's more from our field reporter. What�s up Poofu? The cameras move to an annoyed looking Lance.

Lance: First of all, my name AIN'T POOFU, its LANCE. And second of all, I told you I�m NOT GOING TO BE PART OF THIS STUPID IDEA. Oh, and for the investigating, I do not care!!! Lance stomps off, and the Cameras roll back JC.

JC: Well, uh, I hope that cleared things up for you at home. Well speaking of this stupid idea, here�s the person who thought of it, Chris Kirkpatrick.

Chris: Nice introduction JC. Well, I�m your sports dude tonight. A normal sports dude would tell you scores of different sporting events. Well, I�m not normal. Therefore, I�m going to teach you the proper way to throw a football.

JC: Uh, Chris? Are you sure that�s safe to do in here?

Chris: Sure. I know what I�m doing. Anywhoo, toss me that ball Curly. Justin tosses a football to Chris. This is basically how to throw a football. Hey camera dude, catch this. Chris threw the ball to the person with the camera. Instead of catching it successively, the camera person was hit. The camera fell to the ground. Chris got on his hands and knees, and crawled over to the fallen camera, looking into the lens. Okay, so maybe that wasn�t such a good idea. That�s the sports for today. Sorry camera dude. The camera person got back up, and stood the camera up, zooming in on JC.

JC: Some reason I knew that was going to happen. Okay then, now it�s time for weather. What�s going on in the weather world today Joey?

Joey: As you can see, Joey turns to look at the map. But, only can see the blue screen. It�s going to be very rainy. So rainy, all of North America is going to flood! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Lance comes running up on stage and pushes Joey out of the way.

Lance: Quit screaming, genius. North America isn�t going to flood. That board looks blue to us, but to the viewers at home, they see a weather map. For us to see the map, you look at the TV other there. Lance points to a T.V. out of view from the cameras. According to that, the forecast for tomorrow is mostly cloudy with a 50% chance of rain.

Joey: Uh, I knew that. I was just putting a little drama into the program.

Lance: Sure Joey, I believe ya. Camera roll back to JC and Justin.

Justin: Lance I thought you were gonna have nothing to do with this plan. Whatever. That just about covers our broadcast tonight. The usual newscasters come hopping out, all tied up.

Newscaster: Hey! What do you think you singers think you�re doing kidnapping us?

Lance: Hey, don�t look at me. I had nothing to do with it.

JC: It was Chris�s idea. Everyone looks at Chris, who was playing with Busta.

Chris: Whatcha all looking at me for? Chris then notices the two angry looking newscasters all tied up. Uh oh. Busted. The newscasters, now untied, start closing in on Chris. Hey! I can explain. On the other hand, I won�t! See ya! Chris runs away, the newscasters following him.

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