inspired by true events
�Now, here�s something by Eminem�s favorite group, *NSYNC!� Scotty Davis said as �It�s Gonna Be Me� started. Scotty Davis is a DJ at KDWB. Scotty was broadcasting live in the �giant fish tank� at the Up In Smoke concert. Just for the occasion, Scotty did his hair to look like Eminem. He told everyone he is Eminem�s cousin Skittles (Get it?).
�I wish I could get backstage and find Eminem,� Scotty thought. Then he realized, �Hey! I work here, I can go backstage if a want.� Scotty found Jon London, another DJ. He talked Jon into filling in for him while he sneaks backstage. Jon knew Scotty was going to be caught, but decided to go with it. It would be funny to see Scotty get in trouble, again.
Scotty worked his way through the crowd. He stopped in front of the entrance to backstage. There�s was no security, so he walked right through. He started down the hall towards the dressing rooms, and stuff. Scotty thought he heard someone coming up behind him. He turned his head to see, still walking forward. Not looking where he was going, Scotty crashed right into someone.
It was Eminem! Scotty tried to help him up, but instead, Eminem pushed Scotty down. They both got up, and then Eminem noticed Scotty looked a lot like him. �Who are you?� Eminem asked, figuring Scotty was just another weird fan.
�I�m Skittl- I mean, I�m Scotty Davis. I work at 101.3 KDWB,� Scotty answered.
�Well, hi Scotty,� Eminem said. �Nice to meet you. I�m going, now. Don�t get in any more trouble, or we�ll kick you out!�
�Whatever you say,� Scotty said as Eminem walked away. But, Scotty didn�t listen. As he was leaving, he saw the way onto stage. He thought it would be fun to go onstage and rap a little.
Scotty ran out onstage with a microphone, and began to rap, �I�m Scotty Davis. Yes I�m the real Scotty. And all you other Scotty�s really ain�t nobody. So won�t the real Scotty Davis please stand up!�
Just then, security came and pulled Scotty off the stage. He dragged Scotty to the door, and threw him out. Scotty landed next to the �giant fish tank�. Scotty looked inside to see Jon laughing and pointing at him. Scotty picked himself up, dusted himself off, and went back inside to finish his show.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:
Scotty Davis really did once sneak backstage. But it wasn't Eminem, it was *NSYNC! What happened was really funny, and it happened over the air. Scotty went backstage before *NSYNC had even arrived. When they got there, he asked if he could talk to *NSYNC. He had to wait until they finished soundcheck. He never got to talk with them, at least not on the air. Because during soundcheck he ran on stage and sang. What was funny was Scotty went and hid in the bathroom! He eventually got kicked out.
And when Eminem was in town, Scotty dressed up like him, and called himself Skittles, Eminem's cousin. He said some kid wearing a Eminem T-Shirt bowed before him, because of how much Scotty resembles Eminem.
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