"C'mon, dude, are we done writing the song yet?" asked Pat

"Man, we are man," replied JC. "Let's here you sing it."

"Okay dude, give me the paper," said Pat. "Dude, what chords am I supposed to play on my guitar?"

"Umm, man, just play whatever chords you want for now man, okay?" asked JC.

"Okay," said Pat. "I guess we'll write them later, dude.

Man man man

I'm going out tonight
Dude I hope I don't get in a fight
Dude I know this don't sound right
Hey people come on
Dude I was waiting endlessly
But you didn't show up for me
So now I try to make it all alone
Dude I know I can't wait no more
Dude it ain't no lie
I wanna see you come through that door
People man man man

Man Man
Don't wanna wait up for you
Just another hour in your game for two
I wait for you but it ain't no lie
People man man man
Man man
You really wanna make it tough
Dude I tell you that I had enough
I wait for you but it ain't no lie
People man man man

Dude just tell me the truth
Yeah dude you're more than welcome to
Don't give me one more reason
People come on
Dude I wait for you and me
And now I really hafta wait and see
That life would be much better once you're gone

Dude I know I can't wait no more
Dude it ain't no lie
I wanna see you come through that door
People man man man

Man Man
Don't wanna wait up for you
Just another hour in your game till two
I wait for you but it ain't no lie
People man man man
Man man
You really wanna make it tough
Dude I tell you that I had enough
I wait for you but it ain't no lie
People man man man

Dude I'm waiting up for you for sure
Don't wanna be waitin for your love no more
Man man
I'm checking out, I'm signing off
Don't wanna be a loser I've waited enough

Just another hour in your game till two
So I'm leaving you behind
(Man man man)
You really wanna make it tough
(Make it tough)
But I had enough
(Man man)
And it ain't no lie

Man man
Don't wanna wait up for you
Just another hour in your game till two
Don't wanna wait for you
But it ain't no lie
People man man man
Man man
You really wanna make it tough
Dude I tell you that I had enough
I wait for you but it ain't no lie
Man man man
Man man

"Okay man, that was good man, what chords did you play?" asked JC

"Dude, I played, G, D7, and C chords," said Pat. "Duh."

"Okay then man, where did you play them?" asked JC

"Dude, I played G there, there, there, there......." said Pat.

"Okay, okay, just write down which cord you played where." said JC

"There, I'm done. Dude, do you like it?" asked Pat

"It looks good man, why don't you play it man, and I'll listen, ok man?" asked JC. Pat sings the song and plays his guitar. Jacob comes into the room during the middle of the song.

"What are you singing, Pat?" asked Jacob. "That's a *NSYNC song!"

"Dude, really? It is?" asked Pat. "I didn't know that."

"Yes, it is, JC just changed the words a bit," said Jacob. "Why don't all three of us write a decent song?"

"Dude, okay." said Pat.

"Man, that's fine with me man," said JC. "Where should we start?"

"Like I know." said Jacob.

"The Treva trains a comin' whoo whoo!" exclaimed Trevor.

"What are you doing here?" asked Jacob.

"I'm staying here with you, stoopid." said Trevor. Chris runs into the room.

"Stoopid, that's my line," stated Chris running in with Busta nipping at his heels. "Hey, lets start a Treva Train!"

"Okay!" exclaimed Trevor. "Oh no, the Treva Train's gonna pass you by!"

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....."Chris and Trevor sang while parading around JC, Jacob, and Pat. After Chris and Trevor sang that line about three times, AJ and Howie come in, on their way to their hotel room.

"Hey, look Howie, a Treva Train. Let's join it!' exclaimed AJ.

"Um, ok, are you ok?" asked Howie.

"Yeah it just looks fun." replied AJ.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." sang AJ, Howie, Chris and Trevor sang. After they circled Jacob, Pat, and JC a couple times, Trevor led the Treva Train out the door, into the hotel hallway.

"Gosh, they're so annoying!" said JC sounding very annoyed.

"Yeah dude, especially when we were about to get started writing a song, said Pat.

"Okay, how about, Gonna get to the party at eight/ I hope I won't be late." Jacob sang.

"Ok man, I like it." said Pat.

"Now we just need to think of more." said JC.

"I think that this will work," Pat said. "I was wa-"

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." sang AJ, Howie Chris and Trevor. Just as they were beginning their second circle around JC, Pat, and Jacob, Britney and Justin come into the room.

"Hey Stinky, look, a Treva Train!" exclaimed Britney.

"Hey Pinky, lets join it!" exclaimed Justin.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Britney, Justin, AJ, Howie, Chris, and Trevor sang. They circled Jacob, JC, and Pat once before leaving the room.

"Dude, okay. What were you saying before we were so rudely interrupted?" Jacob asked Pat.

"I was gonna say, When I got there you were there/ dancing over there." Pat sang.

"That's great, now let's add another verse." Jacob suggested,

"I have an idea! How 'bout, You were dancing such a jive/ I thought it was after five." JC sang.

"No, dude. That's just dumb." Said Jacob.

JC replied, "Well, you-"

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Britney, Justin, AJ, Howie, Chris, and Trevor sang. As they were circling Jacob, Pat, and JC, Ashley and Joey come in.

"Oh my god! I see a Treva Train!!" exclaimed Ashley.

"That's what that is? Cool! Can we join Ashie, please?" asked Joey.

"Why are you asking me. I'm not your mother. Oh, and by the way, don't call me Ashie." said Ashley.

"I'm still joining though." said Joey,

"So am I." said Ashley.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Ashley, Joey, Britney, Justin, AJ, Howie, Chris, and Trevor sang. They circled Jacob, JC, and Pat twice before leaving the room.

"How many times do I have to say this? They are so ANNOYING!!" JC exclaimed.

"No duh! I'll scream if they come through here one more time, singing that lame song!" exclaimed Jacob.

"Hey, what's the next verse of my song?" asked Pat.

"I don't know man, it's your song. You think of a verse." said JC.

"I think I thunk of one dude!" exclaimed Pat.

"What is it Pat?" asked Jacob.

"I wanna dance till-"sang Pat.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Ashley, Joey, Britney, Justin, AJ, Howie, Chris, and Trevor sang, circling JC, Jacob, and Pat. Just as they were singing, Kevin, Dan, and Lance came into the room.

"Oh my god. Why are you wearing that skirt Kevin?" asked Lance. "It's so stupid."

"I uh, lost my pants so I had to umm, wear my wife's skirt." answered Kevin.

"Don't you have more then one pair of pants?" asked Dan.

"Uh, um, no." answered Kevin.

"Really, that's stupid, but look! A Treva Train! Let's go join it!" exclaimed Dan.

"Okay!" exclaimed Lance.

"Fine." mumbled Kevin.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Kevin, Lance, Dan, Ashley, Joey, Britney, Justin, AJ, Howie, Chris, and Trevor sang while they were circling JC, Jacob, and Pat. Trevor led the group out into the hall of the hotel.

"I can't believe Lance just did that. I thought he was the serious one." said JC.

"Oh well, who cares. What were you saying before we were rudely interrupted, again." asked Jacob.

"Well, all I thought of so far was, 'I wanna dance till dawn/ I hope that it's not too long!' but it's stupid isn't it." said Pat.

"It's okay, but sort of um, odd." said JC.

"Well I can't think of anything better," said Pat. "I'm too stupid to write songs."

"You're not stupid Pat," said Jacob. "You just can't write good lyrics."

"Hey you're still calling me stupid!" exclaimed Pat.

"No-" said Jacob.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Kevin, Lance, Dan, Ashley, Joey, Britney, Justin, AJ, Howie, Chris, and Trevor sang while they were circling JC, Jacob, and Pat. Just as the were singing, Brian and Erik come into the room.

"Oh, look. Trevor is doing the Treva Train thing again." said Erik. "That's always fun. to join."

"Erik, why are you wearing that hideous flowered shirt?" asked Jacob.

"Cause I still have it." replied Erik

"By the way, where is Nick?" asked JC. "Everyone else is here."

"Oh, he's on vacation." replies AJ.

"Not anymore." said Chester Bennington as he comes through the door. "I kidnapped him at the airport, before he got really annoying, so I brought him back."

"Oh my god! It's Chester from Linkin Park!" exclaimed Chris.

"Look, a Treva Train!" exclaimed Nick.

"Duh Chris, you're so stoopid!' exclaimed AJ.

"You said stoopid! You're gonna get it!" exclaimed Chris. Chasing AJ out of the room.

"Hey, get back here!" exclaimed Howie, running after Chris.

"Well, I better be going." said Chester.

"Bye Chester!" said everybody in the room.

"Okay, I'm back." said Chris. "Lets get this Treva Train back on the tracks!"

"Okay!" exclaimed Trevor.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Nick, Kevin, Brian, Erik, Lance, Dan, Ashley, Joey, Britney, Justin, Chris, and Trevor sang circling JC, Jacob, and Pat. As they were heading out of the room, Britney hit her head on the wall.

"Ow! That hurt! Stinky, get over here!" cried Britney.

"Let's go Pinky." replied Justin.

"And the Treva Train loses two more people." said JC.

"What are we going to do?" asked Pat. "We can't think of any good lyrics for my song."

"I know we'll think of something eventually." said JC.

"How bout we don't write a song, dude." said Pat.

"Why?" asked Jacob

"Cuz I don't want to right now," said Pat. "I bet that isn't a good enough reason for you though."

"No, it's not." said Jacob.

"I just-"said Pat.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Nick, Kevin, Brian, Erik, Lance, Dan, Ashley, Joey, Chris, and Trevor sang circling JC, Jacob, and Pat.

"Why do you guys keep singing that song? It's so annoying." said Jc.

"Cuz we-" said Trevor.

Ring Ring

"Oh, that's my cell phone, sorry," said Brian. "Hello?" "What?! Lil Tyke got kidnapped again? I'll be right home." "Bye guys."

"You know what? I just realized how stoopid this is," said Dan. "Sorry Chris, I used your word."

"Well, I gotta go run a management company now," said Lance. "Actually, this is boring me now."

"HELP!! Chris, your stupid dog is eating my skirt!" exclaimed Kevin. "Now I have to go buy a new one... for my wife."

"C'mon Busta. I'm gonna put you back in your kennel." said Chris.

"Why is everyone leaving my train?" asked Trevor

"Maybe cause people are realizing how boring it gets." said Nick. "I'm outta here."

"I never really liked him." said Trevor.

"Ok. I'm back." said Chris.

"Oh, great." sighed Jc.

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Erik, Ashley, Joey, Chris, and Trevor sang circling JC, Jacob, and Pat. Eventually, out of the room.

"Why don't you want to write a song anymore?" asked Jc.

"Because there is to much noise right now," said Pat. "I can't concentrate."

"How about we write a song about we write a song about something else." said Jacob.

"What should we write about then, Jacob?" asked Jc.

"How about how annoying they are?" suggested Jacob.

"Okay." said Pat.

"I have an idea!" exclaimed Jc. "Oh I hope they-"

"C'mon ride this train, choo choo ridin' whoo whoo!....." Erik, Ashley, Joey, Chris, and Trevor sang circling JC, Jacob, and Pat.

"Why don't you take your train someplace else?" suggested Pat.

"Who are you, and why are you talkin' to me?" asked Chris snotily.

"I'm Pat, and I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Trevor." replied Pat

"Oh," said Chris. "I didn't know that."

"Flowered Shirt, Flowered shirt, I am wearing a flowered shirt," sang Erik over and over again.

"Erik, If you're gonna sing that ridiculous song, leave my train," said Trevor. "Now! Please?"

"Fine, fine, I'll leave," replied Erik. I wanna sing my song, and this train was getting boring." Suddenly, stupid ice cream man music started to play.

"Oh look! The Ice Cream Man!" exclaimed Joey. " and he's selling superman ice cream! Gotta go!"

"Hey Joey," exclaimed Ashley. "Wait for me!"

"Well, this train is worthless, there is only two people left," said Trevor. "I'm leaving."

"But Trevor, this is the TREVA train, without you, there is no train!" exclaimed Chris.

"So." replied Trevor as he left the building.

"Well, you're stoopid!" cried Chris.

"Hey, buddy boy," said Jacob, " Don't you dare call Trevor stoopid." Jacob got up, still hanging on to his guitar, and started chasing Chris.

"Uh oh," said Chris. "I better go. See ya!" Jacob chased Chris out of the room into the hall. Jc and Pat started to think of more lyrics. Two minutes later they here a big, huge bang.

"STOOPID!"

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