Wesleypants

"Angel!" The vampire was startled from his book. "Thank goodness you're home. I need your help."

"Wesley, why are you hiding behind that potted plant?"

"I seem to be...temporarily indisposed."

"You're naked?" Angel eyed Wesley conspicuously through the large fern behind which he was cowering. "Why?"

"I'd rather not say. I'd just like some pants. Please."

"Not until you tell me." Angel's expression said he meant business.

"Fine. If you must know, a Perlach demon stole my clothes on my way to work today."

"A Perlach? Wow! You were mugged by a sex demon?" Angel was amazed.

"Well...not mugged, exactly..."

Wesley, embarrassed, pants