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A Dog's Resolutions

1. I will not fight with the cat.
2. I will not eat the furnature.
3. I will not use the carpets as a toilet.
4. I will not jump on my owner's leg.
5. I will not use my owner's shoes as a chew toy.
6. I will not run outside the yard without a lease on.
7. I will not bite the mailman.
8. I will not shake water on my owner after I get a bath.
9. I will not growl at kids.
10. I will not dig holes in the flower bed.



A Cat's Resolutions

1. I will not fight with the dog.
2. I will not cough up fur balls on the dog's food.
3. I will not dig into the garbage.
4. I will not scratch the dog.
5. I will not use my owner's shoes laces as a cat toy.
6. I will eat the goldfish.
7. I will not bite the mailman.
8. I will not drink toilet water.
9. I will not scratch any kids.
10. I will not use the flower bed as a litter box.


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