The Joy of Internet Dating!
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This page was written in April 2004
On the internet dating agency I've joined (Dating Direct), I've received several messages from guys (woo hoo!) Below you'll find the worst ones I've seen - there's a running theme of spelling errors and stupidness, but these are accurate transcriptions of the messges, so can I just say "[sic]" in the biggest possible way!!) Prepare to be amazed!
Hi Karen,how u doin!red ur profile sounds realy gud!tel u bit about me i liv in lesta,im 6ft medium built,ppl sey i av gud luks but i sud let u juge dat!vgsoh(only way2find out is2 meet up n tok n get2no each otha:) umm,like2keep fit am into gym n kickboxing....tranning to be pilot....like challenge in the life and travelling round world i supose dats y i chose dis line....dats me....hey wud b nice meeting up wiv u sometime....i gues there is nufin wrng wiv jus meeting up and its more practical!!!!hope2speak2u soon..n sorry bout ma english as u av noticed by now u bein a teacher:)...tk cr...xx


This beggars belief doesn't it? It's virtually indecipherable! Here's the profile message from the same guy;


like2hav fun,easy goin,down2earth,gsoh,gud luks,gud personality,into pubs clubs n enjoy all expect of life,would not like to b seriouse with the relationship,if its works and bothe happy then its ok!do respect the person inside,dont care about money but had2b truthfull,like2 treat nice and b romantic!i takeit,as life is sort and get the most out of it.y waist time?i think thats about it!like2 here from u!

I think that message takes the biscuit, but I'm always on the lookout for worse ones. Here are other profiles / messages (some are just excerpts) which are crap or just plain boring - how did these people think that someone would actually want to get to know them after what they've written? Who knows, maybe they are inundated with messages and I'm the one who's weird for not liking them! These people were all within my search parameters (age 20 to 32, no kids, notts/derby/leics area.) Scary to think I could have ended up with one of them!! Read on....


Hi, I find it funny when other people play jokes on me and i dont have a massive ego, and i like keepin up with fashion and stuff, if you like what you've read then get typin ;)

my ideal partner must have a zest for life and enough energy to keep up with me in the sack ;-D

well seen as i always do things on the spare off the moment i'll just shoot straight from the hip... i'm quick-witted, interlectual, and definately canot stand bull shitters


my job, dog, and renovation my house seem to be taken over my life and i wan't to put the spark back into it. well i'm not very good at summing myself up in a paragraph so i'll leave it there. email me if you wanna know more!

well trying to sell the real self is difficult, afraid of others judgements but hey i'm proud of the man i am so here goes, who am I? Well i'm no peacock and I've not got much money. I'm an old fashioned kind of guy who goes round dreaming that love really does exist but it doesn't when I'm around.


Hello you :-) you're looking stunning today :-D  I'm err.... hmmmm.... trying this out for a friend ;o) OK maybe not ;oP I'm just curious, single, and a bit unhappy :-( I'm just looking for someone to sahre my life experiences with and if little people come along later ;o) then help them on thier way in life :-D


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yes, there are some odd people out there, and overdoing the smiley faces is nearly as bad as the text language.
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