Well, since this entire business is rather unorthodox
I thought it might be better if I explained it myself. You know... from Goddess
to her minions..*tee hee* of course I know you are not my minions, but when
you see one servant you have seen them all, right? Right...? ....ookay...
Let's get to the point.
Why is there a Penguin in Sanctuary? Well, at first I wasn't sure either,
since it's a very hot place and a strictly non-penguin environment. Of course,
when you look at it that way, you also realise it is also a stricly non-Hyoga,
non-Camus environtment. But they fare well enough, which means that either
they have a very high heat threshold, or... (my personal guess here) they
use their cosmo to keep their living space well refrigaterated. This of course,
still doesn't explain the Penguin, it simply states where it was most possibly
found... and why it survived. The one who figured out why the Penguin was
here was Milo. You know how he has always been such a good friend of Camus'?
Well...
It
was a perfectly lovely morning, and we had scheduled to have some pictures
taken of all of us as promotional material, since Tatsumi said sales were
low and our ratings had gone down. (Tatsumi: what I said was that were were
no longer being broadcasted! O__O) *cough* yes well, so we decided to take
some pictures. They all lined up, struck a pose.. and suddenly the Penguin
appears in front of the camera. I was about to ask her to leave when Milo
suddenly yelled...
Ah well, it was quite a surprise to us all. If anything we would have expected
someone a bit more... er....(Milo: human!) *glares* yes, that too.. but let's
not step into bigotry here. If Camus wants to date a penguin then it's fine
by me. You know, love that conquers all and all that crap.... (Seiya: U___U)
We got lots of interview from National Geographic and such like, but not much
else happened. The Penguin was a pretty cool penguin, we realised. Hyoga seemed
to like her a lot...(Milo: he'd like anything Camus likes... next thing we
know he'll show up with a penguin of his own!) *sigh* So true...
Well, things carried on rather smoothly. Turns out the Penguin was Camus' lost female pupil. We still haven't figured out where he found here or how they.. they... well...um...*blush* (Shiryu: the correct term would be zoophilia, you know?) ¬_¬ yeah, but, the "politically correct" term is "love that conquers all barriers". And since we are saints of love....
(Tatsumi:
needless to say, since she appeared, our rating has soared!)
And she's pretty powerful too... and kinda cute in her own avian way. I guess
if I look very closely I can see what Camus see's in her(Ikki: NOT!) Apparently,
she is some sort of Ice Deity back in her homelands... (Mu: I don't know any
culture that worships penguin effigies, they generally eat 'em!) Shh! As long
as the rating stays up!
(Hyoga:
I don't know what all you people have against the Penguin, she's perfectly
cool! She even did me a few favours here an there!)
(Shun: yeah, while you knocked boots with Freya, Seiya and I had to try and
look heroic with a pudgy bird standing in front of us!)
(Seiya: WHAT? You weren't ill and dying and all that?)
(Hyoga: you're just angry cause she looks cooler than you!)
(Ikki: and why on earth does she look exactly the same in all her pictures?)
(Hyoga: she is a WYSIWYG article)
(Seiya: whaaaaaaa......?)
(Shun: poor Camus.... X____x)
Whatever. Fact is the Penguin became even more popular as time went by, she even got her own line of toys and posters and bla bla....(Tatsumi: and ratings went back up.. thanks to an extra...*sigh*) What can I say? The worst part was trying to convince National Geographic that the Penguin was not like other penguins, and whatever Camus was doing to her was with consent and NOT animal abuse. *shudders*
Things
turned out okay in the end... I guess. Being a Goddess is a tough job. Anyway,
there were some problems here and there, especially after the Penguin toys
just came out. Milo says we should help Freya convince Hyoga to marry her
fast, or else....
(Milo: or else, Camus will kill him...)
( ........fast)
(Hyoga: Sensei? Now.. wait... why are you carrying that butchering knife with you? Sensei? Camus... X_____X uh oh.)