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| O.k. So what's a SCRINCH you ask? That's my interpretation of a person who DETESTS the holidays and just wants to RUIN IT for the rest of us!! So THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO YOU!! All those Grinchy/Scrooge PEOPLE OUT THERE!! Merry UNChristmas to you!! |
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| Alastair Sim above as Ebenezer Scrooge |
| Jim Carrey above as the "Grinch" |
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| Santa Claus is Coming!! Who is this bloated being from the mysterious frozen north? What right does he have to appoint himself judge of who is naughty or nice? What is the secret of his cult-like control over the world's children? What is the source of his strange supernatural powers? He can fly through the air!! He can see everything!! LOCKED DOORS MEAN NOTHING TO HIM!! HE MUST BE DESTROYED!! |
| Santa Claus says he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice. I like the Easter Bunny better...he doesn't make any moral judgments!! How come reindeer can fly but cats and dogs can't? Wouldn't it be more practical for Santa to come in through the door like everyone else instead of down the chimneys? If all the elves do all their work at the North Pole, why do so many toys say "Made in Taiwan" on them? Just how the heck is "poinsettia" pronounced??? |
| An Easy Checklist to help make Holidays easier...(?) -- Dig out holiday decorations -- Try to untangle the Christmas lights -- Give up trying to untangle Christmas lights (just go out and buy new ones) -- Send Christmas candy to people who send them to you, whether you know them or not. -- Bake cookies -- Establish budget --Make out gift list (ignore the budget) -- Bake more cookies to replace the ones you ate while making out the gift list. |
| If your heart suddenly grows 10 times too big like in the end of the "Grinch" ... Here are Top 5 Ways to Make Christmas Last!! 5. Keep shouting, "One more time!" after everyone sings "The 12 Days of Christmas", 4. Open your presents with your toes. 3. Say, "This reminds me of a story..." after you open each gift. 2. Don't let anyone leave until the last speck of fruitcake has been eaten. And the number one way to make Christmas last... 1. The next day, fake amnesia, and tell everyone they have to do it all over again!! |
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| Gonzo is Charles Dickens in the Muppets Christmas Carol...A Jim Henson productions. Visit his site! |
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