"She wants me!!"
"Ahh...L'Amour!!"
I HATE Valentine's Day!!
Who invented this silly holiday, anyhow?
Probably some "love-crazed loser"
with nothing' better to do.
It's like a pink-and-red nightmare, man!
I'm tellin' ya -- this holiday stinks!
I think the whole Santa concept is pretty silly, too
but at least he could only get arrested for breaking
and entering. I mean, Cupid commits assault
with a deadly weapon!!
What's next?? A serial-killing Arbor Day Elf???
And speaking of this Cupid thing,
I mean he's some sorta guy with wings
that like flies around shooting people with arrows?
And this is supposed to make them fall in love???
How can anyone think about love when they're hemorrhaging?
I wanna beat up that little Cupid jerk!
Flyin' around like some darn giant gnat makin' people
fall in love with each other. What if they don't wanna
love each other...huh???
Geez...I hate him!!
Valentine's Day!! -- Yuck!! Gag me!!
Well...Anyhoo...
Have a nice February 14th!!
(But not a Happy Valentine's Day --
I HATE Valentine's Day!)
(And be thankful I didn't get started on the Easter bunny!)
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This page was intended strictly for fun
for those who are "unlucky in love".
It was not intended to hurt or upset anyone...So please take it lightly.
Thank you.
