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To My Sayings Page |
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Sit back with a cuppa and enjoy the various sayings that I say and have collected *smiles* I hope u enjoy them. |
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If you meet someone without a smile.....
Give them one of Yours. |
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A Friend is someone special who knows how to bring comfort, joy and contentment to your day. |
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If we can put a man on the moon, How come we can't put them all there ???????? |
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I love to cook with wine,
Sometimes I even put it in the food |
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Dull women have immaculate houses |
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Lord, help my words to be gracious and tender today, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. |
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When God puts a tear in your eye, it's because He wants to put a rainbow in your heart. |
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God, grant me the senitity to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference (Montanavit) |
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God put me on earth to accomplish a number of things;
Right now I am so far behind........I will live forever. |
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When god created me.......; He was just showing off. |
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Computers save men a lot of guesswork,
But so does the bikini !!!!! |
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I just wish my mouth had a backspace key |
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I have not lost my mind.....
I have a back-up somewhere |
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God must have loved calories.....
He made so many of them. |
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I am built for comfort.... not speed. |
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Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. |
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