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orkgazm - interview by smittie sign: Leo favorite postion: Girl on top favorite band: Tie between Gwar & Mr.Bungle favorite song: Tie between Black Sabbath: Hand of doom & Britney Spears:Outrageous influances: M.C.Donalds, MSI, Gwar, Freddy Krueger, Tech N9ne, Esham, Easy-E, Britney Spears,Kiss, Garbage Pail Kids, Robot Chicken, ATHF, (hed)PE, Black Flag, GG Allin, ICP, The O, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Original NES, OG Game boy, Atari 2600, LA Blue Girl, ......and many other things....Look at www.myspace.com/orkgazm for the rest. what made you get into muisc: My Uncle Teddy (M.C.'s Dad) put 2 Kiss Records and an Alice Cooper Show Record in my Crib before i was born. where, how, and when did you met M.C. D: let me explain to the people who wern't there...... When I (orkgazm) move to Ohio From Florida , I had no friends cause I knew no one and I was New and nerdy....well my 1st day on the school bus I noticed that there was only one white person on the bus besides me.....that person was Azzy Blue...I sat with him and we talked about video games, music (mainly Mr. Bungle and Gwar), and Cartoons....after that bus ride I would go to his house everyday after school mainly to try and fuck his sister.....who I would still like to fuck by the way......and to play video games.....we we got tired or super mario world and was like....."fuck man we need that new street fighter 2 game"......and Azzy says...."I know this dork that would let us borrow it and we could just keep it and never give it back"...and I was all Like "Sweet"....well we went over there and there was this Indian/white boy(M.C.Donalds) doing what he called "cracking game geni codes" that is when you put a game into the game geni and put in random number combos to see what happens to your game..then write it all down for later use.....he had a couple note books full of this shit......So we all played street fighter for a few hours...ate some pizza, drank some soda pops...Then we even went to the old torn down middle school and played "Live action Dungens and dragons" until some local thugs that were older than us chased us down trying to kick our dorky asses....so we ran and hid in M.C. s basement for hours till it got dark..then me and Azzy walked home..........after that the three of us rolled strong and started adding more geeks to the "gang"....a couple weeks later the Kare Bear Mafia was born......... TRUE STORY .....NOW THATS FAGANGSTA BEEYOTCH plans for the future: Put out our N3RD L1F3 cd, put out merch, tour, and then Pwn the earth. life goals: Pwn the earth. favorite G.I. Joe: Zartan........cause he was Fagangsta......(I hate GI Joe though....it was ASS). if you where a transformer who would you be: SOUNDWAVE....no question. life phrase: Life sucks...Fuck it.......Smile....GET INTO IT. if I had a million dollars I would: Go on tour. heroes: Esham, Mike Patton, and My DAD. pet peeves: wet paper, Idiots that are dumber than me, Emo, and underage girls that look 24. favorite movie(s): House of 1,000 Corpses, Natural Born Killers, Freeway 2, Doom Generation, A Clockwork Orange, Twin Peaks:Fire Walk With Me, Kill Bill Vol.1, THEY LIVE, Tromeo &; Juliet, Dead Alive, Dogma, Return To Oz, Ginger Snaps(ALL), S.F.W., The People Vs. Larry Flint, Strangeland, Fight Club, Big Money Hustlas, It's Sleazy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(all), Psycho, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(part 1 &; 2), Friday The 13th(ALL), Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X, Freddy Vs. Jason, A Nightmare On Elm St.(ALL), Freddys Dead, A New Nightmare, Jawbreaker, Devil In The Flesh, Dont' Be A Mennace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Skulhedface, Phallus In Wonderland, Puppet Master(ALL), Demonic Toys(ALL), Bad Channels, Ghoulies(1,2,&;,3), Critters(ALL), 2001:Space Odyssy, Resevoiur Dogs, 4 Rooms, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol.2, Phantasm(ALL), Evil Dead(1&;2), Army of Darkness, Bubba Hotep, Nowhere, Wishmaster(all), Last House on the Left, Gacy, Ted Bundy, Ed Gein, Eraserhead, Taxi Driver, The Crush, Lost Highway, Short Circut(1&;2), Ghostbusters(1&;2), Gremlins(1&;2), Halloween(ALL but part 3 &; H20), La Blue Girl(ALL), Toxic Avenger(ALL), Terror Firma, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars(ALL), The Fear, Cape Fear(both), Night of the Living Dead(original), Dawn of the Dead(original), Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead part 3, Evil Ed, Polterguist(all), House 2, Slumber Party Massacre, The Toolbox Murders(both), The Lost Boys, South Park:Bigger Longer and Uncut, A Clockwork Orgy, Poison Ivy(all but part 3 is the best), Bowling Balls, Pumpkinhead(both), Alien, Aliens,Blah blah blah, and Aliens Vs. Predetor, Predetor 2, Escape from New York, Phantoms, Rawhead Rex, Nightbreed, Hellraiser(all), The Crow(part 1), Kiss Meets The Phantom of the Park, Enter the Dragon, Fist of Fury, Ace Ventura(both), Bill &; Ted(both), Beavis &; Butthead do America, Fear &; Loathing inn Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Blue Velvet, Godzilla(all the old), Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetle Juice, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, KIDS, Gumo, Clercks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, J &; Silent Bob Strike Back, Vulgar, Young Frankenstien, Planet of the Apes(all the old), V (ALL), The Muppet Movie, The Muppets Take Manhatten, The Muppets' Wizard of Oz, The Wizard of Oz, American Strays, The Gate(both), 12 Monkeys, Leprechaun(ALL), The Prophecy(ALL), Underworld, Wizards, The Untouchables, American Psycho, and part 2 is cool to spank to, The Fly(1987?), Transpotting, Twilight Zone the movie, Garbage Pail Kids, Red Sonya, Firestarter, Clash of the Titans, Neverending Story(part one only), Willy Wonka &; the Chocolate Factory, Sid &; Nancy, The Shawshank Redemtion, Dropdead Fred, Kingpin, Rosemary's Baby, The Stand, The Exorcist: the version you've never seen, Multiple Maniacs, Rock'n'Roll High School, Lost Highway, I Spit On Your Grave, Malcom X, Freaked, Fatal Attraction, Troll 2, The Mask, Maximum Overdrive, Carrie(both), Christine, Creepshow(both), Pootie Tang, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Groundhog Day, The Adams Family (both), Sleepaway Camp(ALL), Monkeybone, Pauly Shore is Dead, Children of the Corn(all), Liar Liar, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, Freaky Friday(original), To Kill A Mockingbird(original), Austin Powers(all), Strange Days, Pink Flamingos, IT, Back to the Future Trilogy, Batman(1&;2), Batman Forever, X-men(both), Spiderman(both), Daredevil, The Hulk, The Specials, Meet the Feebles, Bad Taste, Mystery Date, A-1 Yola, The Care Bears Movies(ALL), Killer Klowns From Outter Space, Road Fools, Freddy got Fingered, Childs Play(ALL), Bride of Chucky, the Scream Trilogy, Blow, The Purple show, Born Twiztid, Labrynth, American Beauty, Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins, Love Bites(when it gets done), Body of Evidence, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Princess Bride, Alice in Wonderland(old disney one), Legend, Cheech &; Chong(all), Half Baked, Bongwater, How High, Dazed &; Confused, Detroit Rock City, The Stoned Age, Enemy Mine, Transformers the movie, An American Werewolf in London, Scarface, Blade trilogy, Cats Eye, The Thing, Trilogy of Terror(1&;2), Disterbing Behavior, Urban Legends(both), Nosferatu(original), Runaway, Crule Intentions, Howard Stern Private Parts, Goodfellas, Requiem for a Dream, Harlem Nights, Cool Hand Luke, Big Fish, Momento, Basic Instinct, Bowling for Columbine, Office Space, Flesh Gordon(both), Cannibal the Musical, Baseketball, Team America World Police, The Breakfast Club, Tales from the Crypt:Demon Knight, Tales from the Crypt:Bordelo of Bloood, Earth Girls Are Easy, Scary movie(1&;2), The Cat in the Hat, The Grinch, American Pie(1&;2), American Wedding, Hellboy, Freeway, Animal House, Blues Brothers(original), Basketcase(all), The Dead Hate THe Living, Helter Skelter(new), the Adventures of Ford Farlaine, Brainsmasher A Love Story, Point Break, Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Graveyard Shift, Salems Lot, Cujo, Dreamscape, anything with Jewel De'Nyle, Anything with Tiffany Teen,and pretty much anything that shows people being murdered!!! pick one superpower, what would it be: the ability to FLY....not to be fly cause i am that already....but be able to fly like a bat that would be fresh. anything else you would like to say about yourself: Yes I haven't been fucked since October 24th 2004...so all you ladies that say i am hot and Cute.......Come see me..i can't drive and i don't have my Flying ability yet what is your favorite NES game: Super Mario Brothers 2. SNES Game: Bomberman. video Game: Conker�s Bad Fur Day. video game series: Mario anything. cartoons: the NEW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Robot Chicken, ATHF, Sealab, BRAK, Space Ghost CtC,Veture Bros., South Park, Harvey Bridman, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, care bears, OGTransformers,Batman:the animated series, OG TMNT, Super Friends, the Mario Brothers, Captain N:the game master,OG Rainbow Brite, and more but i'm lazy. T.V. Show: Freddys' Nightmares and Twin Peaks (the best two shows ever). boxers, briefs, bikinis, or none at all: NONE..I don't own a pair. favorite KBM member: M.C. Donalds. if I was a superhero I would be: LOBO. dream place to live: in a bus on tour, thus living everywhere. have you ever had a supernatural experience: Lots of them....When i was a kid ghosts used to pick me up and carry me around the house and show me what they were stealing from my parents, I have been Abducted by Aliens twice, Once when i was 10 and once last year. I have the mark on my neck still from where they put somthing inside me, when i was 13 my dead Great Grandpa came to me and sat at the end of my bed and told me to ask for a guitar for my birthday that year because it would make me famous, and me and M.C. have 10,000 stories about his moms old house. I have alot more stories, but i'll save them for when i do my Auto Biography. greatest accomplishment: so far........ummmm...Opening up for Tech N9ne. favorite time period: Right now baby. fetishes: Braces, Schoolgirl outfits, Video games mixed with sex, chicks in cat outfits, girls in clown paint. hobbies: Video games, Sex,My Space,talking on the forum,Masterbation, Movies, writting songs/poems. what are you afraid of:Turning into Ed Gein.....because it will happen if i don't make it in music. favorite Anime: LA Blue Girl. favorite things:Pizza, Pussy, Music, Weed, wearing fucked up shit to piss off the stupid, Frosted Flakes, OG NES, Atari 2600,Pussy, TMNT, Tarot:witch of the black rose, Garbage Pail Kids, Horror Movies,Pussy, and music.
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