Oh Biscuit

Oh Biscuit sitting all alone

How I wish you wouldn’t moan!

I’ll not be tempted by the likes of you!

It’s just my hips your moaning to!

Innocence is your disguise

Perfect colour, perfect size.

But just one bite and I will find

You’re planted firmly on my behind!

I can’t escape your brazened glare

And yet I know I must beware!

I’ll banish you from this abode,

Before you make my hips explode!

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By the Ever talented Karyn