Living in a Material World
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There are many problems with the world today. We feel as if we have no where to go, have nothing to do, because we cannot do anything without permission. But what if none of that existed? What if the world was simpler�to the point that even a baby knows all he can learn by the age of three! Well, now you don�t have to wonder what it will be like anymore, because with the handy �Void-A-Mitizer,� you�ll never have to deal with anything again!
The Void-A-Mitizer creates an absolute darkness and nothingness that is impenetrable by all conventional methods. It can �Voiditize� any one city. Just simply type in the latitude and longitude of your city, and step back as the Void-A-Mitizer does its job. Thousands of models have been created, one for each city in the world! With this machine, we in fact instigate what we fondly call �The Human Separation Project,� a fitting name for its purpose. What it does is surrounds you and the city and everyone else with nothingness so you�ll never have to see or been seen by any of your fellows again! Doesn�t that sound great? You can in effect rid yourself of material desires and find inner peace.
Now, some people seem to think this is a bad thing, so the government has required a vote. We must win a vote in order to initiate the Human Separation Project. Why anyone would go against such a brilliant state of mind is beyond us, but we know that we cannot allow the Conservatives in the city to override us on this. So help us out with a vote, and get your friends to vote for us too. We need your support in order to create an environment suitable for the true human nature. It is in our very nature to wish for a return to nothingness. Just as the nothingness that existed before was true existence. Before we never see each other again, we might as well act kindly towards one another, and voting for the Human Separation Project is the kindest you could possibly get, because we do not wish it only for you. It�s for you, them, your neighbor, and us.
THE HUMAN SEPARATION PROJECT: THE WAY OUR SOULS YEARN TO BE.
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Jessie Balick, March 5, 2003