Attention - The Kaptain is here describing his experiment in protyping a Mars Christmas. The object of this experiment was to combine the rich fruity tastes of Christmas cake with the kandy-pie Mars Bar. Rather than take the simple approach of coating a slice of delicious Christmas cake in chocolato the Kaptain sought to combine both in a hybrid product, a 'Mars Christmas'.
The Kaptain would also like to apologise for the poor quality of the web page. It was written in Notepad by the Kaptain who has not set eyes on HTML in approximately four years.
Outlined below is the method of making.
The Kaptain selects some fruit-cake-pie, a small piece of the Marzipan and a Mars bar. All confections have been placed in a cooling fridge machine for one hour prior to surgery. They are laid out, laid out and ready to feel the Kaptain's blade!
Slices! Slices! Cuts and lacerations! The Kaptain skillfully wields his blade and breaks the mars kandy down into its side and top pieces. The Kaptain consumes the internal sticky nougat filling to give him strength for the rest of the process. The inside of Mars-kandy looks beautiful, so many people, they gulp it down, they miss it, they miss the beauty.
Next it is the turn of fruity-cake and Marzipan, the Kaptain swifty slices at their soft rich masses and produces a cake sausage suitable for encasement within Mars-kandy.
"In you go, in you go my delicious fruit friends, sit in your chocolate sarcophagus and prepare to be a part of a new kandy koncept". All that is left is for the Kaptain to add the top and end pieces and the Mars Christmas will near completion.
Ack, ack, the Kaptain has been too greedy with his fruity-cake-pie, it is too large!
The Mars kandy sarcophagus cannot contain its richness. There is only one possibility, weld the sarcophagus shut with chocolate! The Kaptain must undertake this difficult task by heating the Mars Chritmas just enough to make it's sides melt and merge, KANDY FUSION!
(Note: The Kaptain apologises for forgetting to select Macro mode on his kamera causing a soft image.)
The horror, the horror, the Kaptain is upset, he has left his kandy in the microwave too long!
His work, his masterpiece, multilated as if by Snack the Kandy ripper. The guts of Mars Christmas lie exposed in a kandy mess. Nervously the Kaptain tastes a little of his kreation.
Taste frenzy, the Mars Christmas is a failure in the realm of the visual arts but thanks to the power of taste the Kaptain is sucessful! Soft, rich and full of taste, the marzipan, fruit cake, chocolate and caramel combine to give 'The taste of Christmas'.