Name: Grrr, It's um, um, Kate Beavis. (I know, I know.) Please no Beavis, and, Butthead jokes cos' if I'm Beavis... then you must be butthead!
Sex: Female.
Starsign: Capricorn. (Good match with Scorpios.)
Nicknames: Well, I don't really have any nicknames, but, when I became famous...la...la..... it will be Kapriano Fox. That's pronnounced with an a at the end. I actually made that name up, which is pretty cool, because, it's gonna be my porn star name too.
Age: 16.
D.O.B.: 30/12/84. A Christmas birthday!
Country of residence: Britain.
Nationality: British.......... Only the best!
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School?: Well, if you really wanna know, so you can like stalk me down, it's Denbigh School. I am a sixth form student. Hmph!
Favourite colour: (How boring.) Black, and, way Barbie Pink.
Favourite cartoon character: What kind of question is that? Let's see.... We've got the Care Bears, Rainbow Brite, Hey Arthur, and, of course the almighty Bob the builder! (I fancy him.... no.... um.. hmm.... A man in dungarees?)
Best friend: Well, I don't really go for best friends that much, but, I suppose you'd have to say that stupid bear women that follows me around all the time. Okay, it's Catherine, and, she's only a bear cos' she works at the fabulous bear factory!
Favourite porn magazine: Oops! How did that slip in there?
Favourite Movie: Hee Hee, this is quite an obsession. Titanic. Don't ask. I am very crazy with this.
Blah, Blah, I know this is very boring, and, I'm sorry, I'm just a very intersting person.
Dislikes:.......Magazines, Gossip, Water, (it makes me throw up,) Barney. |
