Just a list of what we would [probably] NEVER hear the Kappa say! ^_^;;; and
the words in these thingys --> [ ] are my comments, okay? ^_^
"Nyoibo!! (Almighty Staff!)" [heeey.. isn't that Goku's line?
hehe..]
"No drinking for me, thanks! i'd rather stay sober!"
"Oh, i'll never smoke.. i never liked the taste of the nicotine and
tar and it's bad for my health!"
"I HATE WOMEN!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, no. Mom liked the flowers. She just beat me up 'cause there was
this bee in the flower that stung her.."
*wears a crab costume and sings with a Jamaican accent* "Under the
sea.. Under the SEA!!! " [okaaay.. Sebastian.. weeeiirrd... where
the hell did i come up with THIS idea?!]]
"Eewww!! No way am i sleeping with you, you dirty slut!!!"
"Yeah, i had a rotten childhood.. my f***'in father had to leave me
with my ****in' crazy stepmom and she ****in' beat me up like ****'in HELL!!
If Jien wasn't there to ****in' stop her, i might have ended up ****in'
DEAD, dammit!! HOW'S THAT FOR A ROTTEN CHILDHOOD?!?!" [oookaaay, i
think i went too far on this one.. O_o;;;]
"Mom!!! Jien pulled on my antennas again!! >_<="
*sings* "Ecstacy is all you need, livin' in the Big Machine! Oh you're so vain! Now you're world is way to fast Nothing's real and nothing lasts
And im aware, im in love but you don't care!
Turn your anger into lust!
Im still here but you don't trust at all
And i'll be waiting
Love and sex and loneliness
Take what's yours and leave the rest
So i'll survive
God it's good to be alive!
[okay, sorry. i just had to put the lyrics!! hehe... It was a Goo Goo Dolls song! >_<]
*sings* like a virgin... [allow me to go crazy for a while coz these scary images of Gojyo doing a madonna impersonation run through my head.. XP ....the horror... O_o]
Suggested by Caterina
Make a fusion (like Dragon ball's one) with Goku. [only thinking of it makes me shiver... and the moves! Would you like to see him making those stupid moves? I dooon't XP]
put on an apron and do houseworks [ also because he doesn't have a house anymore ]
a girl say to him :" Gojyo, could you come home with me? It's dark, and I'm afraid...(innocent smile) and he answer:" No, I can't . I gotta go to sleep because tomorrow I'm going to the WEST with some FRIENDS [hey! FRIENDS! AWWW!] of mine.
