lazy space summers
It was a lazy
summer day. How it could be a lazy summer day in the middle of space,
Faye Valentine wasn’t so sure, but she knew that it definitely was.
Maybe it was the fact that the air conditioning was once again on the
fritz… or maybe it was the fact that no one was up to doing anything
that day. All she knew that she was alone and bored, but she didn’t
feel like actually getting up and finding some one to talk to or
something to do.
Instead,
she shifted slightly on the couch, finding a new position that would
hopefully be as comfortable as her old one, and ended up with her back
against the seat cushions and her legs crossed and propped up on the
sofa’s back. This would do. Somewhere in the background she could hear
a rhythmic thumping, and briefly wondered without actually caring who
was making that noise. In a second her mind supplied her with all sorts
of explanations, ranging from Spike practicing martial arts to Ed
getting mad at her Tomato and attempting to “fix” it with a hammer.
Faye always did think computers were bothersome.
There
was a low swooshing sound just then, barely registering within Faye’s
currently fuzzy mind that some one had entered the room.
“Let
me guess,” Faye said. “Twenty woolongs says that the person who just
entered the room is… Spike.”
“Don’t you have
anything better to do then lounge around all day and feed your gambling
addiction?”
Hmm…
so it was Jet. “What’s it to you? You’re not doing anything either.”
“Hey,
this is my ship, I don’t have to worry about not pulling my weight and
getting kicked off.”
“Hmph.
I bet another twenty that you won’t kick me off this ship.”
“Don’t
push it, Valentine. As far as I’m concerned you owe me forty woolongs
right now.”
Faye
would have shrugged if she hadn’t been so lazy. Forty woolongs was
nothing compared to the debts she was dealing with. Faye wondered what
Jet was even doing in this room, but then remembered that he had bonsai
trees here. He must be pruning them.
“I’ll
bet double or nothing that I can guess what you’re doing right now.”
“No
deal, that’s too easy. Besides, there’s a mirror right in front of you
that you can look at if you wanted to find that out.”
Faye
turned her head slightly and, sure enough, there was a reflection of
Jet pruning his bonsai trees. He waved to her.
“Fine.
How about this. Do you hear that thumping?”
Reflection
Jet nodded.
“Let’s
bet how long that thumping will go on. I say it’ll last another hour.”
Reflection
Jet looked contemplative, then nodded. “I bet it’ll stop in twenty
seconds”
“That’s
impossible, it’s already been going on for forever already-“
But
just then the thumping stopped.
“You
bastard.”
Jet
gave out a hearty laugh. “You really don’t have any brains in that
pretty head of yours. That thumping was the engine. It makes that noise
every day between two and four. You must have noticed it before.”
Che…
the truth was she hadn’t. So she was out eighty woolongs now. That was
just wonderful. Her mind started thinking up a new bet when…
“Listen,
I have a proposition for you.”
Faye
arched an elegantly sculpted eyebrow.
“How
about instead of owing me the money, we go out? Like on a date.”
“A
date?” Faye smiled. Lazy summer days were alright, even if they did
happen in space. “I could live with that."
~owari~