Domesticating Duo
Part Five: On The Job


Duo ran down the hallway, sliding into his cubicle just as an alert popped up on his computer. He really hated the office's instant message system. This time it was Sylvia from accounting, needing some kind of report.

Duo sighed. He had been working here for a few months, while Heero stayed at home with maternity leave. They had saved enough money to get a small apartment with two bedrooms, and would be spending their first night there tonight.

Heero's pregnancy was coming along nicely, his stomach protruding in a round lump. They had had to go buy maternity clothes, most of which were flowing dresses, since pants were a bitch to wear. They had gone for an ultra sound yesterday, but decided to keep the gender of the baby a secret. Duo thought he was handling the pregnancy quite well himself, despite the fact that he was only sixteen and would soon be tied down for the rest of his life…

But it was best not to go down that line of thought.

He grabbed the report from his file cabinet, hopping into the elevator just before it closed. He was just standing there when he felt something brush against his ass, turning around to come face to face with his boss. The guy was good looking enough, kind of like Treize Krushenada when he was around. Duo started to grin saucily when he realized he was engaged, turning instead to face the front of the elevator and ignoring the Treize clone for the rest of the ride.

The day didn't get any better from there. The suits upstairs had him running around the entire building, meeting with this somebody, then with that somebody, and then the copier he was using jammed, and his computer crashed. He went out to lunch, where they had just served the last piece of salmon to some one else, and came back to a pile of paperwork on his desk. On top of that he had to avoid his boss for the rest of the day, who he swore was following him around. He hated office jobs.

* * *

Heero stared down at his feet, over the round hill of his stomach. He wiggled his toes a little, trying to assess whether they were bloated or not. They certainly felt bloated. His thoughts were interrupted, however when he heard something scraping against the keyhole of the door.

"Duo?" He waddled towards the front of the apartment, opening the door to let his lover stumble in. "How was your day?"

"Fine," Duo stumbled into the kitchen, plopping down in front of the table. "What's for dinner?"

Heero bristled. "How should I know? I'm not your maid."

Duo groaned as Heero marched into the master bedroom, slamming the door behind him. He guessed it was cold cereal for him tonight.

* * *

Duo hoped Heero was in a better mood now. Having finished afore mentioned cold cereal dinner, he had dropped his bowl in the sink and moved into the bathroom, promptly dropping face down on the bed. He heard Heero come out of the bathroom a second later, laying down on the bed next to him.

"I'm sorry, Duo, these hormones are really getting to me. I know you must have had a long day at work."

"Mmm."

"I thought we could pick out baby names."

"Mmm hmm."

"I was thinking if it was a girl, we could name her Kira."

"Blhhh."

"Okay, maybe not. What about Sophie?"

"Unn nn."

"Well, what did you want to name her?"

"Menen."

"Melon? Don't speak into the pillow, honey, I can't hear you."

"Helen."

Heero blinked, contemplating. "I like that. Okay. What about boy names?"

"Maxwell."

"Umm…Maxwell Maxwell?"

"Oh. Yeah. Whatever then."

"Duo! This is our baby's name we're talking about." Heero dropped the baby names book down on the nightstand, snuggling up into a still face down Duo. "You know, I'm not in my third trimester yet."

"Not now, Heero," Duo said, pushing the other boy away slightly.

Heero sat up and pouted, before standing up and running out of the room. "You don't find me sexually attractive anymore!"

Duo sighed, muttering as he fell asleep. "Ugh…s'not true, Heero…"
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