Domesticating Duo
Part Two: The First Signs of Trouble


After Heero had tried nudging his lover's limp body with a toe Sally finally resuscitated the boy with a bucket of water. Now a sopping wet Duo, looking quite similar to a drowned rat, was driving them both down town to the wedding planner's office.

God… I'm too young to be a dad. I'm sixteen years old for god's sake!!

"Watch out!"

A car honked at him as he nearly rear ended some one, again.

"Are you okay, Duo?"

Duo nodded at Heero, grinning at the other boy in what he thought was a comforting manner. In reality, however, it came off as somewhat forced and more than a little frightening, and Heero found himself shrinking back in his chair.

"Umm…good."

They finally reached the office, waiting at the front desk for the planner to come into the room. The person who showed up, however, took Duo completely by surprise.

"Dorothy?" Duo blinked. "What happened to…well, whatever it was you were doing?"

"Oh, my therapist thought I should try something different, a job outside politics."

Heero nodded. "Dr. Tanuki?"

Dorothy grinned. "You're seeing him too? He's great."

"Yeah, well," Duo made vague motions with his hand gesturing for the two to hurry it up. The sooner they finished, the sooner he could get home and soak in the tub. Preferably with Heero.

"Of course," Dorothy smiled, "if you'll just follow me. I thought we could go look at sites today, decide where you'd like to hold the event."

The three of them got into Dorothy's limo, and she gestured at the chauffeur to drive off. "There are numerous places you could host the ceremony and reception, depending on what you're going for."

"We'd like a cathedral."

"Oh, are you Catholic?"

"No, not really."

Dorothy blinked at Heero, but decided to let the point pass. "That narrows it down in the ceremony department, then. There are only three cathedrals in this city, so we can check those out before lunch. As for the reception-"

"We'd like an outdoor reception."

Duo blinked at Heero, unaware that the other boy had planned it out so thoroughly.

"Great," Dorothy said, smiling, "it probably won't take us all that long then, after all."

* * *

Duo sighed, packing his things in a bag to carry down to Heero's room. Today had been the absolute longest day of his life. They had gone to see all three cathedrals, and Heero decided that the one he absolutely, without a doubt, wanted and needed to have the wedding at was also the one that still frowned on same sex marriages. Dorothy had agreed to try to pull a few strings, but Duo honestly didn't know if she could sway the church. Then they had gone around to all the popular outdoor sites, Heero not being able to make his mind on any of them. After driving around the city the boy finally decided to have the party at Quatre's mansion, a decision that had Duo clenching his teeth in frustration at all the wasted time.

Duo swung open the door, pleasantly surprised to see Heero in bed wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and a pair of briefs.

"Well, aren't we looking yummy tonight."

Heero smiled bashfully, blushing a little as he made way for Duo on the bed. "I was just looking through apartment listings."

Duo lay down next to the other boy, placing his hand on Heero's side and stroking gently. "Apartment listings?"

"Well, we can't rely on Quatre to support our family. We'll need a home of our own."

"Oh."

"I'm seeing what we can get on our salaries, but looking at our accounts I don't know if we can do it. What is it you do exactly, any way?"

"… I thought you knew. I'm a mechanic."

Heero grimaced. "A mechanic? You can do a lot better than that."

"I like what I do, Heero." Duo shrugged, as if to accentuate the point.

"You should go out tomorrow, look for a higher paying job. Like an office job or something like that."

Duo blinked. "You've got to be kidding."

The glare he received told him the other boy was not.

"Fine, fine."

"Good." Heero leaned closer, pressing his lips to Duo's in a quick kiss, not resisting when Duo delved deeper into his mouth. He moved his tongue along Duo's for awhile, until Duo started to move his hand down to his thigh. He promptly turned away, forcing Duo's hand off.

"What?"

"No sex. It's bad for the baby."

"You've got to be kidding!"

Heero glared again.

"Fine, fine." Duo got up, intending to relieve his sexual frustration manually, when Heero called out to him.

"While you're up, could you get me some caramel covered pickles?"

Duo closed the door to the bedroom, frowning when he saw Quatre smirking from across the hall. The little blond made a little swooshy hand motion, mouthing a word to go along with the gesture.

Whipped.
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