Ahhhhh!! Why do women toy with my emotions? I know it�s been done (and done better) but come on, why are women the way that they are? I�m a good guy, not necessarily a great looker, but not awful, I say and do all the right things (and by right things I mean gentlemanly things, not right things to get a girl in bed), and it doesn�t work. I just had a girl tell me that she has always cared about me. That she has found me attractive and smart and charming and sweet. I feel the same about her. I told her as much, I always say the right thing. Why then is she with a guy that lives 4 hours away? When she described her perfect man to me, I fit the bill, both in terms of looks and personality. This guy is almost of the opposite build of her perfect man (that said, I�ve actually met the guy, and he�s not a bad guy, he�s just not me). I don�t get it anymore. Next time I go to a party I�m going to be the biggest asshole I can be. I�m going to be ridiculously direct, and unapologetic for my advances. I�m going to take advantage of women that are drunk (mind you, I�m not going to rape anyone, I do not mean have sex with a girl that is passed out, just take advantage of poor judgment caused by alcohol). Thanks for reading. I'm sorry for the few minutes of your life wasted reading the pitiful ramblings of a sad, sad man.

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