At 9:00 our dorm had a meeting. Not just a meeting, but a joint meeting with the women�s honors program. That meant girls would be there. We were also promised food. Yes, it would be in the boring confines of a meeting, but it was still girls and food. Well, we were told that it would be girls and food. There was a guy eating Doritos who would give you one if you asked, and there were only three girls there from the WHP. What was this? Where were the girls? Where was the food? By god when someone promises girls and food they need to deliver. On the e-mail I got this person in question said, �There will be girls and food. If you need any more incentive you need to be taken out into the street and shot.� I�m sorry my friend, but I believe you are the man that needs to be shot. The false promise of women and food is not to be taken lightly. I could have been� um� well� I don�t know watching porn or something valuable like that.

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