I went to a party just
the other night
6 stella's later i was frozen riddled with fright
A 43 year old woman on me like a rash
I saw my only option and it was to dash
I ran and ran until i hit the fence
I knocked the bitch out it was in self defence
Back at the house she had me caught and cornered
I was sweating worse than 10 fat blokes locked in a sauna
I scurried through her legs just as fast as i could
But she came down on me like a torrential flood
This woman she was just like the terminator
And her mission was to get me to stimulate her
Then my friend he jumped up in her way
I screamed and shouted get that wrinkly bitch away
To my friends surprise she started feeling him too
Till his girl jumped in the way like a kangaroo
And now im torn, emotionally
scarred
Its like she got inside my head and ripped my mind apart
Having nightmares in my sleep for the rest of my life
Of this bitch susan becoming my wife
There was only one thing left
This is what i had planned
I would murder this bitch with my own two hands
Claim insanity and just get reprimanded
I dont care if i get caught red handed
The reign of kaos theory has just landed.
Written By KaoS TheorY
06/02/1991
