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In The Kingdom Of BSB Chapter 34 Magic AJ: So, when did you start magic? Wizard: Uh hum... Magic AJ: What? Oh I mean master. Wizard: Long time ago, now shut up. Magic AJ: Ok, whatever. Wizard: Today, you�re going to learn to burn stuff. Magic AJ: FIRE!!!!!! Wizard: Let�s not get too excited. Now say these words....� Oh um I love my mum fire fire blaze a little higher!� Magic AJ: Excuse me? I love my mum? Wizard: You think I made these words up? I was taught the same thing. Magic AJ: Ok ummm ,�Oh um I love my mum fire fire blaze a little higher!� *nothing happens* um nothing happened dude. Wizard: For one I�m not a dude, well yes I am ok nevermind that but first you need a fire! Magic AJ: Well that might have helped...ok let�s try this again...hey you idiot what�s the chant to get fire? Wizard: Use a match. Magic AJ: Ok here we go, �Use a match!� *nothing happens* Wizard: And you�re calling me an idiot? This time say I need in front of that, and see what you get. lol Magic AJ: �I need a match!� *nothing happens again* um, does that mean I need to get a match? Wizard: No you idiot, it means stick your head in the dirt, what do you think??????? You�re the kind of person I�m afraid of, and that�s pretty hard for me. Magic AJ: Well, is it your time of the month, or is it just PMS? Wizard: Those mean the same thing. Magic AJ: No wonder chicks always want to kick my ass. Wizard: You have one to kick?*Elf Brian wakes up with the strange woman standing over him* Tulip: Wakey wakey, hun! Elf Brian: Who are you? Tulip: Brian, you�re such a goof. Now get up before the rooster crows. Elf Brian: Oh yeah, but don�t you get up when the rooster crows? Tulip: No, by the way, we don�t even have a rooster. Elf Brian: Oh, ok well what assignment do I have today? Tulip: Well, one of your friends is here to see you. He says his name is Howie. Elf Brian: Ah old Howie, what could he want? Shepherd Howie: Brian, there�s something terribly wrong going on out there in the woods. Elf Brian: Huh? Shepherd Howie: There�s hundreds of sheep dead out there. Elf Brian: Let�s go! Tulip: Where you guys going? Elf Brian: Don�t wait up, be back later, gotta run. *they run out* *Tulip yells out to them* BE CAREFUL LOVES!WHO IS TULIP? WHO IS THE WIZARD? WHAT'S THIS WITH DEAD SHEEP? TOMORROW THERE ARE GOING TO BE THINGS YOU DIDN'T THINK OR EXPECT TO HAPPEN! Thanks! |