2. Make sure you are accurate with the way you describe the quality of CD. I don't want to see EXCELENT SOUND on a CD that has ticks and scratches and some guy in the audience yelling "Play Freebird!" over and over.
3. I only trade 1 for 1 at this time, but might make an exeption if you can correctly guess my favorite movie.
4. I am looking for any rare recordings as well as live. I am interested in all types of music so feel free to offer anything for trade! No country or Rap please, as these forms of music have been proven to cause impotence and premature balding.
5. USE DISC AT ONCE recording for all Live recordings! Please let me know before you send if you cannot record DAO. If I recieve a disc that is TAO and you don't tell me first I will beat a small cute furry animal with a large wiffle bat. Don't test me on this.....
6. I do not sell, only trade. Selling is bad.
7. Please do not write on the discs! Instead write the info on a sticky note or the sleave or sandwich bag that you send them in. I like to label my discs and if you write on them it makes them look ghetto.......no offense to those of you who actually live in a ghetto.
8. Make sure you are wearing socks when typing emails to me.
9. Remember......Disc At Once.
10. If you screw me and fail to send your part of the deal....I'll find out where you live and pee on your lawn.
11. I will also submit your name to every blacklist I can find from here to Moosjaw, Saskachewan.
121. Please, DO NOT tease Cyrus Kelly, he will sick his coon dogs on you.
13. If all of these are followed we can both end up with some really cool stuff!
