The Pool
Jane sits by the pool in her green and white bikini, twirling her toes in the water. She hasn't seen Saionji in a while and Sara was last seen with Touga in a position she isn't likely to get out of any time soon. For once it seems like everything is going to be peaceful, like that time they locked her in the closet by herself for once. But honestly, is there really such a thing as a peaceful day at Kanpeki-Ohtori?
Suddenly out of no where Sally comes flying through the air and glomps on Jane, causing Jane to fall face first into the pool. Unfazed and only a little wet Sally procedes to question Jane about her new object of affection. "Jane, have you seen Michael?"
Jane floats to the surface, spluttering and gasping. Before she can answer, Wakaba jumps out from behind the bushes and glomps on her in a similar manner. "Jane, have you seen Saionji?"
Jane once again returns to the surface, spluttering and gasping a little harder this time, and responds with an "Eek!" at the mention of her green haired bond-mate's name. Before she can tell Wakaba that's she plenty glad that she hasn't seen Saionji, a loud crash followed by a yell sounds from the pool house, drawing all of their attention.
"I told you not to lay that fudging key next to the freakin' drain!" Sara yells as she and Touga walk out of the pool house each in red swimsuits accessorized by a pair of handcuffs linking Sara's hands behind her and Touga's hands to hers. As the two realize that everyone is staring at them they stop and give nervous smiles. "Everything is peachy keen." Sara says cheerfully then mutters under her breath, "Peachy-fucking-keen. Jane, have you seen Miki?"
Before Jane can answer she is once again interrupted, this time by Nanami. The seventh grader runs out from no where and grabs one leg in each hand, one of Touga's and on of Sara's. "There's my big brother...and that...brother-hog!"
"Hey, I'm not a brother-hog, he comes by choice." Sara protests.
Touga smiles then turns back to the pest. "And you are just annoying, Nanami."
The two trustees walk out from behind a nearby grove of trees, styled with rumpled hair and pieces of leaves and dirt stuck to their swimsuits and join the ever growing crowd aound Touga and Sara (to which Wakaba and Sally have moved without anyone noticing). Akio was the first to speak to the grabber (Nanami to clear things up, I mean it's obvious everyone here has done a bit of grabbing recently) "You do know that it is against the code of conduct to annoy and potentially harm a senior member of the student council, correct?"
"Since when?" everyone wonders aloud.
"Since we said so." Anna says, giving them all her trademark evil eye that still manages to look cute as well as evil. Then she turns back to Nanami. "Because you have broken the code of conduct, we need to give you a proper punishment. She and Akio each grab one of Nanami's arms and try to push her into the pool. Unfortunately, Nanami is an accomplished grabber and she manages to take hold on both the trustees and drags them into the pool as well. Even more unfortunate is the fact that Jane has decided not to get out of the pool yet and they all land on top of her.
This time Jane does not float up to the surface immediately and to tell the truth, no one notices until Saionji suddenly appears, wearing green speedos, much to Wakaba's delight and the Baywatch theme begins to play as Saionji dives in to rescue Jane.
As Jane gasps and chokes the group at the "peaceful" pool is rounded off by the addition of Utena, Korey, Anthy, Carla, Juri, Pip, Miki, and Michael all walk out to the pool together still in their school uniforms.
"Miki, Michael, thank God! Do you guys think you can get these off? I know at least one of you has skills as a lock-pick." She shows them the cuffs, hiding her smirk at her comment.
The two boys look at each other and nod. "We'll do it if Anthy and Carla sing our songs." they say together.
Sara looks at the girls with puppy-dog eyes. "Please?"
"But Sara-sempai!" they protest together. They give each other desolate looks, then nod. "Okay, we'll do it." They turn and face the boys, going into instant cheerleader mode.
"Hey Miki, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Miki, yeah, yeah, hey Miki.
Hey Michael, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Michael, yeah, yeah, hey Michael."
They finish and bow their heads. "God, that was so humiliating."
"Okay, we'll fim them now!"
With her wrists free, Sara turns to face Touga. As she was about to lecture him about the importance of spare keys, she ponders aloud, "I wonder what ever happened to Jane."
At that mention everyone turns to look at Jane and Saionji and their eyes grow as wide as saucers. They say together in shocked unison, "Damn, I didn't think that was anatomically possible."
Utena blushes. "If the student council officers can tear themselves away from each other for a second, we came to get you to fill out these fact sheets for your yearbook profiles." After hanbding over the sheets, everyone begins to file back towards the building. When only a few of the Student Council officers are left, T.J. walks out to the pool side. "Hey, I thought we were having a party!"