Stargate-SG1
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Stargate
meets The Wizard of Oz
By Pyewackette.
Rating/Warning: G - Humor.
Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to
me and I don't intend to make any money with them. There are no intentions to
infringe the rights of the legal owners.
Stargate
meets The Wizard of Oz
By Pyewackette.
We're off to see the wizard!!!
The Wonderful Wizard of SGC!
Jack O'Neill has his eyes closed and a funny grin on
his face as he is listening to the others during a routine debriefing.
General Hammond: "Colonel O'Neill are we
interrupting your sleep?
Jack: "No Sir,... just had too much of
"The Wizard of Oz" last night. Teal'c wanted to see it.
"You know Daniel, you make a pretty good Cowardly
Lion"
"Sam, you make a damn fine Dorothy, you do know
she liked the Scarecrow best of all."
"Teal'c I love your ax, sorry spear"
"General Hammond, you know you remind me of Oz
himself."
General Hammond: "Colonel O'Neill, report to
Medical immediately. I want a full physical done on you."
Some hours later!
Dr Faser: "Sir, I recommend that Colonel
O'Neill take a very long vacation and stay away from watching old Judy Garland
movies."
Jack: "Alright, anybody want to go fishing? I
know a lake in Minnesota where the fish grow this..........BIG!"
Dr Fraser: "On second thought, General Hammond,
I recommend a full psych exam."
General Hammond: "I agree with your assessment
completely, Doctor... Colonel O'Neill you are remanded to SGC for Psychiatric
testing. Everyone knows you never catch anything when you go fishing."
Pye:)
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