Darth Armani: Destroying the Jedi in Style

by Jenna

Fandom: Star Wars

Rating: G

Warnings/Categories: Humor

By Jenna.

TAILOR: Yes, sir, this will suit your needs well.

DARTH MAUL: I don't know, the cut is kinda different, I feel like i'm wearing balloon pants. . .

TAILOR: Ah, but that's the beauty of it. Look, (he guids DM to the mirror) Full cut for ease of motion -- no more problems with binding. And the fabric is the very best -- for my best client. And of course the cape. Its weight and construction allows it to billow menacingly behind you as you walk.

DARTH MAUL: Menacing. . .I like menacing. (he checks out his reflection in the mirror) Yeah but don't you think --

He stops as the tailor points out a woman who has stopped outside the store front and is watching him intently. Through the glass he watches as she slowly looks him up and down then sends him a quick kiss before disappering back into the crowd.

DARTH MAUL: I'll take two.

End

Notes:

Claudia: Short time ago I found the picks that Adalisa sent about Ray Vecchio as a Jedi (RayVi?) and Darth Armani! <lol> They're good!

Marq: Darth Armani??? ROFLMAO, I can just see it. "Darth Armani destroying Jedi in style!!!" LOL

Jen: Don't ask, I have no idea where that came from. . .