War of the Worlds - [Chat Stories] 3

War of the Worlds

[Chat Stories] 3 - Brian V's The RC List

Explanation of the following three stories

OK I'm about to post three stories inspired from tonight's chat but before I do I need to make a few explinations so they make some sense (yeah right like anything I do makes sense)

On the RC Chat we are plagued by three things:

Criminal #1: The Lag Monster

This is pretty self explanitory, the egroups chat service for the last two weeks has been terrible for lag.

Strangely enough after Paul V's The Lag Monster was written the lag monster vanished, hopefully for good.

Criminal #2: Typo Demon a.k.a 'Brian'

Brian is the name we eventually ended up calling the typo demon after I made a typo in channel and typed in brian instead of brain...

Brian is harder to kill and has therefore warrented two stories both of which are going to be posted.

Criminal #3: RDOD (Revolving Door Of Death)

This particular criminal appears to have it in for Marqaisa and occasionally Wesa, it hasn't struck me so Marq has said she shall be writting this story in an attempt to vanquish this terrible beast.

OK enough with the explinations... on with the stories.

Remember feedback wanted, needed.. I NEED MY FIX!! :?)

Kay

Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me and I don't intend to make any money with them. There are no intentions to infringe the rights of the legal owners.

[Chat Stories] 3 - Brian V's The RC List

By Kay De'Vil.

//Marqaisa, Wesa and Kay had had enough. Brain and the lag monster had been double teaming them all week and they where at their wits end. With no other recourse they called an emergency meeting to discuss the situation.//

Marq: We'll Paul's tried to deal with it, hell we even sent Harrison and Kincaid after the blasted thing and they didn't even stop it for a millisecond

//Wesa and Kay nodded their agreement, something had to be done about Brian. Paul had been able to deal with the lag monster quiet efficiently but apparently Brian was more resourceful than any of them had imagined//

Wesa: Did we send Tony after Brian?

Kay: Yeah didn't work

Marq: Hang on we have been sending boys after Brian. What say we try a little female attraction on him?

//Wesa and Kay looked at each other and shrugged//

Wesa: Worth a try I guess, but which one?

Kay: Well what about Suzanne, Brian's been messing with her reports I'm sure she'd jump at the chance to help get rid of him

Marq: No good she's away at that conference

Kay: Damn

Wesa: Well what about Coleman?

Kay: Yeah there's an idea, she's got the skills to kick his butt from here to the next century

Marq: Coleman would be prefect, but she's gone with Suzanne

//All three cursed and sighed, sitting back in their chairs they looked at each other assessing their options//

Kay: You don't suppose. naw that wouldn't work

Marq & Wesa in unison: WHAT?

Kay: Well I was just thinking. Mrs Pennyworth would be a good choice. The last thing Brian is gonna suspect is that dear old grandmother type woman

//Wesa and Marq glanced at each other and shrugged//

Marq: Worth a try

Wesa: Yeah at this point I'm willing to try anything. including dressing Harrison up in drag and sending him after Brian

Kay grinned: We could always keep that as plan B

//Wesa and Marq laughed and nodded their agreement.//

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Mrs Pennyworth had been briefed she knew the havoc Brian had been raising, not only at the Cottage but in the RC chats as well, and she wasn't going to stand for that. She liked Marq, Wesa and Kay they always made sure she had interesting things to do in their stories instead of her just being stuck in the kitchen cooking and cleaning up after the members of the Blackwood Project.

Slipping into the RC Chat room Mrs Pennyworth lay in wait for Brian to appear, she didn't have long to wait, as the regular members of the chat arrived so did Brian, he slipped into the room through egroups an evil grin upon his face.

Brain liked messing with the RC group, after all they had named him, he had never been given a name before and so this made them special to him. Of course they didn't really appreciate his presence but who did?

She watched as he slowly began to terrorise the room, forcing the innocent chatters of the RC group to make mistakes they wouldn't normally make. But when Brian made Wesa type Harrison instead of Paul she had had enough.

Jumping from her hiding place Mrs Pennyworth attacked Brain, her foot slamming into his face sending him stumbling back to look at her with a shocked and hurt expression on his face

"Leave my girls alone!" growled Mrs Pennyworth

"I saw them first!" objected Brian as he moved towards Marq

Mrs Pennyworth blocked his path a deadly expression upon her face "I said back off!" but Brian ignored her and grabbed Marq's hand. Mrs Pennyworth grabbed him, spinning him round and slammed a hand full of white out into his face.

Brian staggered back and wiped the offensive substance off his face, now with a hand full of it himself he raised his arm like a pitcher and threw it at Mrs Pennyworth hitting her in the face.

Growling Mrs Pennyworth reached behind her to the vat of white out which mysteriously appeared, she shot a glance towards the RC girls and grinned "Thanks" she called before scooping up another hand full and tossing it at Brian who ducked, but as he did another vat appeared. Off balance he had no chance to avoid the vat of white out and fell face first into it.

Mrs Pennyworth stood over the slowly melting Brian a smile upon her face "I told you to leave my girls alone!" she declared as slowly he vanished.

But before he completely vanished Brian lodged his final objection to being banished, just as his hand began to vanish he shot her the bird, then completely vanished from sight, never to be seen again.

The End..

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