Title: Ray's Butt (no rhyme/drama)

Author: Birgitt Schuknecht

Fandom: Due South

Rating: PG (M/F, Slash M/M)

Pairing: none

Category: Drama

Disclaimer: The characters used in the following story are not mine. I do not make any money out of this. It's written for fun and for the fans of the show.

Spoilers: none

Author's note: Enough said. Read the following for your enjoyment. I wrote the humour poem first and wasn't satisfied with it. (It's the first poem with rhymes in it and it sounded somewhat awkward in my ears.) So I added the drama/no rhyme piece.

Men and women alike have complimented me on it

And I was flattered and proud of it in my younger days.

Men and women alike have touched it with joy

And I was surprised at the variety of touches

Men and women alike have kissed it with fervour

And I was stunned by the strength behind those kisses

I cannot remember when those emotions changed

I cannot remember why I feel insulted by praise

Peaches sounded sweet in my ears once

Peaches sounds snidely now

Oh, Benny, this is all your fault

Since I know you I feel no joy being with others Oh, Benny, this is all your fault All I wish for now is that only you touch... Ray's butt

The End.