Title: Ray's Butt (rhyme/humour)

Author: Birgitt Schuknecht

Fandom: Due South

Rating: PG (M/F, Slash M/M)

Pairing: none

Category: Humour

Disclaimer: The characters used in the following story are not mine. I do not make any money out of this. It's written for fun and for the fans of the show.

Spoilers: none

Author's note: Enough said. Read the following for your enjoyment. I wrote the humour poem first and wasn't satisfied with it. (It's the first poem with rhymes in it and it sounded somewhat awkward in my ears.) So I added the drama/no rhyme piece.

No matter if you need the love or just want the sex

No matter if you're a Mountie or if you're an ex

If you see him as a main dish or as a dessert

If you see him as an angel or as a pervert

Whatever you do to him in the middle of the night

Whatever you plan for him, be it wrong or right

No matter if it's in your fantasy or the real thing

No matter if it looks like loving or like fighting

Whether you are gay or whether you are straight

There exists a sight rewarding for the wait: Ray's Butt

The End.