-There's a knock at the door and Sean opens it to find Booker T standing on his front porch-
Sean: Can I help you?
Booker T: Yeah, you can sucka! Since I haven't been getting the respect I deserve on the WWF programming and from the fans, I've decided to have a career on the side.
Sean: And that would be...?
Booker: -shouts- Booker T, Mad Scientist!!! -maniacal laughter-
Sean: Well.. that would explain the white coat... I never knew you were mad.
Booker: Well, I'm not really mad... just pissed...
Sean: I see.. And this brings you to my house because...?
Booker: Well, as a mad scientist I have to have wacky inventions and I just so happen to have one right here!! -pulls a ray gun from inside his coat-
Sean: Okay... First, where did you get that thing. And second, where were you keeping it?
Booker: I made this myself. I found the instructions on the Internet. And it was in my lab coat pocket. You'd be surprised how many pockets I have. I got it on Ebay!
Sean: Really? I'll have to look into that... Soo.. what does this ray thingy do?
Booker: This "ray thingy" as you called it is a Personality Transmovifier...
Sean: o_O
Booker:.. Or as I like to call it.. a Switcher-roonie!
Sean: I see... You stay here... I'll call some other men with white coats... They'll take you to a nice place and give you a coat that makes you hug yourself...
Booker: Aww come on!! If I don't try this thing out on someone, then I'll never become a -shouts- Mad Scientist!! -maniacal laughter- And then I'll never get into the Mad Scientists Club! WAAAAHHHH!!!
Sean: Alright already!! There's nothing worse than seeing a former champion now turned mad scientist cry.
Booker: Then you'll help me? ^__^
Sean: Yeah.. yeah.. what do I have to do?
Booker: I just need subjects to try this thing out on. Are there any other people around?
Sean: Well... just me.. and Rogue.. and Chibi chibi... but you ain't shootin me with that that thing!
Booker: -muscles his way into the house- Fine! Then I'll try this out on the other two. Where are they?
Sean: Umm.. They're in the kitchen.. but I have to warn you...
Booker: Never mind.. You just watch this baby do it's thing. You'll be amazed! -pokes his head into the kitchen and sees the unsuspecting subjects sitting at the table-
Rogue and Chibi chibi: -eating pocky and bouncing in their chairs- POCKY! POCKY! POCKY! POCKY!
Booker: Now... Watch this! -points the gun at the two. They are surrounded in an eerie blue light and then everything clears up-
-pause-
Rogue and Chibi chibi: -resume bouncing in their chairs- POCKY! POCKY! POCKY! POCKY! POCKY!
Booker: Wait a minute! This isn't right! Let me try this again! -shoots them again-
-pause-
Rogue and Chibi chibi: -still bouncing- POCKY! POCKY! POCKY! POCKY!
Booker: This thing must be broken. -sighs- Back to the drawing board for me! -leaves saddened-
Sean: -walks into the kitchen deep in thought- The question is, should I go after him and tell him that Rogue and Chibi chibi have just about the same personality when it comes to sweets... or let the poor guy suffer?
Rogue: -shoves a piece of Pocky into Sean's mouth-
Sean: Mmmm... Well, every mad scientist has to suffer at some point... -joins Rogue at the table-
Rogue, Chibi chibi, and Sean: -bouncing in their chairs- POCKY! POCKY! POCKY! POCKY! POCKY!
