"Did you find her yet?" Stone Cold yelled from across the hall.

"No. She's so small. She could be anywhere." Triple H was looking down every hallway in that huge arena. While Vince was away trying to settle things with his wife, he and Stephanie had the job of entertaining some guests. The co-creators on the Dark Lord's Ladies list and the Fyre and Thunder Website. Even though it was a site devoted to The Undertaker and Kane, some of the other wrestlers had taken interest in it as well. Mr. McMahon thought it would be good publicity if the two ladies came to see what happened backstage at their shows. What they hadn't counted on was the two guests bringing a guest of their own; a cute little red head named...

"What was her name again?"

"Chibi.. something or other.."

Anyway, the two ladies, Fyre and Thunder, brought along their "niece" along with them. While Stephanie showed them around the arena, Triple H and Stone Cold had to play babysitters with the kid. What did they know about 2 year olds? Well, they found out a few things really quick. Like they have really hard kicks... especially when it is directed towards the groin area. The last thing they saw was her running out the door.

"That kid sure was fast," Steve said. They'd stopped at the refreshment stand to get a drink.

"Yeah well, we'd better find her or all of our asses are gonna be hung out on a line."

"And I'm sure Steph'll put you in the doghouse for sure."

Shuddering at the thought of getting nagged by his wife, Triple H finished his drink and headed towards the locker room. "Let's go around checking the rooms. Maybe someone saw her."

Chibi chibi crawled out from her hiding place underneath the table. Those two big meanies had almost caught her. She had wanted to stay with Aunty Fyre and Aunty Thunder. But the mean ugly lady took them away and left her with the guy with the big nose that scared her and the one with no hairs. The one with no hairs had real bad breath. She knew that those people, the two she was left with and the lady that took away her aunties, were meanies because she watched them on the TV with Rogue. She didn't like the lady they called Stephanie because she was always making ugly faces and was mean to Mr. Y2J. She liked Mr. Y2J. He had a nice shiny shirt.

Chibi chibi ran away because she wanted to find her aunties. But she didn't know where the mean lady look them. Maybe if she found Mr. Y2J or those big guys that she liked a lot, then they could help her find her aunties. Or maybe the nice guy with the rainbow hair that Aunty Jackie likey so much. Anyone was better than Big Nose and No Hairs and Mean Lady. Chibi chibi liked Mean Lady's mommy. She was nice. She wanted the Nice Lady to be here so she could help Chibi chibi find her aunties. Chibi chibi hid back under the table when she heard people coming.

"It looks like Triple H and Austin are in a lot of trouble."

Chibi chibi peaked from under the table. It was Mr. Y2J talking with the Rainbow Boy.

"What do you mean?" Jeff asked, taking a can of Pepsi from the table.

"Well, apparently Hunter and Austin were supposed to look after this little girl. And they lost her."

"Aww, poor kid. She must be scared."

"Hell, I'd be scared too if I were left with those two knuckle heads."

"What two knuckle heads?"

Chris Jericho and Jeff turned around and saw Taker and Kane approach the table.

"I said, what two knuckle heads." Taker put his hands on his hips. "I hope you two boys weren't talkin' about us."

"No!" the two said in unison.

"Then who?"

"Austin and Triple H," Jeff said. "It looks like they lost some poor kid."

"Actually," Jericho cut in, "they made it sound like she ran away."

Chibi chibi smelled something really yummy. She was hungry and wanted to eat. She peaked from under the table to see who was around. It was Taker and Kane. They were standing over to the side talking to Mr. Y2J and Rainbow. Chibi chibi liked them. They was always lifting people in the air and then dropping them. That looked so funny. She kinda felt bad for the people. But not too bad 'cause Rogue said that if the people had any sense, they'd stay out of their way. Chibi chibi liked Kane. She wanted to be tall too. Maybe they could help her find her aunties. But right now, Chibi chibi wanted what was on top of the table.

Chibi chibi crawled out from her hiding place. She was behind the table where they couldn't see her. She looked up, but couldn't see what was on the table. She pulled on the tablecloth and noticed that it came down some when she pulled. Maybe, if she pulled enough, whatever was on the table would come down to her. So she pulled and pulled as much as her little arms would allow her.

Taker and Kane were talking to Jericho and Jeff about the visitors that were around.

"A site dedicated to us, huh?" Taker asked with a smile. "I wonder where those lovely gals are."

Kane didn't really care about the website. Sure, it was nice to be liked. But he had wanted to grab something to eat. He had worked up an appetite after their last match. He looked over at the refreshment table and saw that the stuff on top was moving. At least it looked like it was moving. He poked Taker repeatedly in the arm, trying to get his attention.

"Kane, is there any reason why you're giving me a vaccination?"

Kane pointed at the table. "Food's moving!" he said.

"What the hell..." Taker's voice trailed off when he noticed that the food was indeed moving. And it was about to fall over the edge of the table. Moving quickly the group rushed over to the table to see what was making the food move. They looked over the side and saw a little red head girl with heart shaped buns in her hair pulling on the tablecloth.

Chibi chibi looked up at them. She had been caught. Taker asked what she was doing. She pointed at the stuff on the edge of the table about to topple over.

"I wonder what the heck she's doing. And why is she pointing at us?" Jeff asked.

Kane picked her up and looked at her. He tilted his head, wondering what she was doing there. She tilted her head the same way and smiled. "I think she wants food." Kane simply stated.

"Oh," Jericho said, stunned at the answer. He looked at her. "You want food?"

Chibi chibi nodded. Maybe now she could get something in her tummy. Mr. Y2J asked her what her name was.

"Chibi... chibi!"

"What did she say?" Jeff asked.

"I think she said Chibi chibi." Taker replied.

"Oh," Jeff said. He turned to her. "You're name is Chibi chibi?"

Chibi chibi was confused. Why were they asking her a question she already answered? She wanted to eat. She wanted yummy food in her tummy now!

"I think she wants to eat," Kane said.

Chibi chibi nodded. At least this one was getting it. "Eat now", she repeated.

The group looked from Kane to the little girl and back again.

"How the hell do you know what she wants?" Taker asked, scratching his head. Kane just shrugged his shoulders.

Chibi chibi began to whimper. Tummy was empty. Aunties were gone. She was sad. But then Kane gave her a donut. It had lots of white powdery stuff on it. Chibi chibi smiled at him. He was nice. She ate the donut real quick.

"Hmm.. I guess she is hungry." Taker said. "Lets grab some stuff and take her back to the locker room. Jericho and Jeff can go tell Austin and Triple H that they can stop looking."

Jeff and Chris backed away from Taker. "You expect us to go where?!" Jeff said.

"I gotta agree with the acrobat on this one," Jericho said. "We're not exactly on their top 10 list of close friends."

"You don't have to stay long. Just tell them where to find the kid."

Sighing, the two hung their heads and began their death walk towards the McMahon-Helmsley locker room.

Chibi chibi climbed onto Kane's shoulders. She liked being all the way up there. Now they looked up at her instead of her having to be the one to look up. "You don't talk much, do you?" Taker asked. Chibi chibi reached down and took his sunglasses. She liked them. "Hey!" Taker said, laughing. He tried to reach up and take them, but Chibi chibi wouldn't let him. She put the shades on and wondered if she looked as cool as Rogue said Taker did.

They went back to the locker room to eat. Kane put Chibi chibi down on a bench and handed her another donut.

"No stick?" Chibi chibi asked.

"What did she say?" Taker asked.

"I think she asked for a stick."

Taker knelt down to Chibi chibi's level. "Why do you need a stick?"

"Aunty Fyre said that there were donuts on a stick. She say Kane stick broked. Aunty Thunder said that they needed tree trunk to fixey it." She turned to Kane. "How your stick broked?"

"Oh dear lord!" Taker said.

Kane look confused. "Stick?"

"I'll explain it to you later, lil bro." Taker said, patting Kane on the back.

After eating some donuts without sticks and some yummy sandywiches, Chibi chibi was full. She wanted to go to sleep. It was probably way past her bedtime. She crawled onto Kane's lap and settled down for a nice nap. When she woke up she was laying on a soft couch next to Big Nose. Chibi chibi was scared. She wanted to go back with Kane and Taker. She started to cry.

"Be quiet!" Triple H said. It was bad enough that they had lost her. He didn't want to hear her crying. "It's a good thing Steph didn't get back early." Hunter said to Austin.

"Why is that?"

Triple H and Stone Cold turned around and saw Stephanie standing in the doorway, along with Fyre and Thunder. "Why is it a good thing that I didn't get back early?"

"Umm.. because you would've woken her from her nap." Hunter said thinking quickly.

Fyre picked up Chibi chibi, who had stopped crying when they arrived. "And she was here with you the whole time, right?"

"Right!" they said in unison.

"And you didn't have any trouble with her, right?" Thunder asked.

"Uh... right!"

Kane and Taker walked into the room.

"Then why did we find her with them?"

Chibi chibi was happy to see Kane and Taker. She didn't want to be with the mean people anymore.

"Did you have fun with Kane and The Undertaker?" Fyre asked Chibi chibi.

Chibi chibi nodded. "Fun fun!"

"That's good."

Chibi chibi looked at her Aunty Fyre. "How come you said Kane's stick got broked?" She then looked at her Aunty Thunder. "And what the tree trunks for?"

"I've been wondering about that myself." Taker said.

Kane looked confused. "Tree trunks?"


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