| "Yeeeahhhhhh!!" squealed Jeff as he ran into the shopping mall. He was going clothes shopping, one of his favourite past-times, his favourite was probably eating Skittles or nicking Mattie's M&Ms, he still hadn't decided yet. "Jeff!" called Matt "you're gonna have to wait for me" "Huh? Why?" called Jeff "I have the money dumbass!" "Oh" Okay maybe Matt was right...this time. He stood and waited for Matt to catch up with him, he started tapping his foot impatiently "COME ON! The shops close in eight hours....they'll be closed before you get here!" Matt shook his head and walked up to his brother...why had he agreed to take him shopping in the first place? "Come on Mattie! Where shall we go first???" asked Jeff excitedly. Matt looked around at the shops carefully considering the options "Well, considering the opt-" started Matt "Yeah! Great idea..HOT TOPIC!!" cried Jeff and he dragged Matt along to the shop. "Jeff! I never suggested anywhere!" cried Matt "Oh, well we're here now" said Jeff bounding off into the store. They were 'here' for three hours...three loooong hours filled with Jeff running about crying things like; "oooo..this one's got feathers" or "ooo...shall I have the neon green or the citrus yellow?" and "God! Pathetic..these heels are only four inches!" Jeff flounced out of the changing room for about the millionth time "What do you think Mattie?" asked Jeff twirling around knocking over a stand. Matt sighed and went over to pick up the stand and the clothes "You look fine Jeff" he said distractedly "Hey! You didn't even look!..I'm gonna try something else on!" Finally they got out with a variety of multi-coloured clothes that didn't look like clothes in any way shape or form. Matt wasn't quite sure which body part most of them were supposed to cover...but he was too scared to ask...in case Jeff actually told him. Matt shuddered at the thought. "Ooops...Mattie" cried Jeff suddenly "What?" Matt asked, he just wanted to go home. "I forgot to get my hair dye" said Jeff in near horror. Matt rolled his eyes and turned back around and walked into the shop, with Jeff following closely behind "Hmmmm..." pondered Jeff scanning the shelves of hair dye "which colour???" he looked in the blue section "which one Mattie? Electric blue or Shocking Blue?" "What's the difference between them?" Matt couldn't see any difference in the colours displayed on the front of the box "Lots! You're so...ignorant Mattie" huffed Jeff, he continued to pick out colours. They left the shop with two more bags off Jeff's stuff because he "Just had to get those sparkly blue and silver pants!" and of course "He needed a top to go with them". Obviously. "Finally" said Matt "perhaps we could get some stuff for me?" he suggested "But....I'm not done yet" whined Jeff "Jeff, you have ten bags stuffed full of clothes!" "Yeah...well...I need to get some more boots" said Jeff defiantly "What? To add to your meagre collection of fifty!" He didn't know how one person could have so many boots...and they were just the boots!...this isn't including every other type of footwear you could imagine. Jeff ignored his brother and made his way over to the shoe store. Matt decided he would stay outside this time, there was no way he was going in another shop with Jeff today. NO WAY. Jeff came out of the shop about an hour later with three pairs of boots. "Do you wanna see them?" asked Jeff "No...I have seen boots before you know Jeff" said Matt sarcastically "Yeah but.." "But what?" "These are...new!" he exclaimed "Yeah..well..I don't fucking care! I'm going home" "Fine! Go home, see if I care!" stomped Jeff "You sure about that Jeff?" "Yes!" he cried Matt grinned, "Okay then! See you...JEFFREY!" he dumped the bags at Jeff's feet and went off to find the car and drive home. Jeff was left by himself, Hmph! Matt was soooo annoying! He'd show him, he picked up his bags and struggled his way around the shops making purchases here and there..until finally he decided he was done for the day. He went back up to the car park. He took out the piece of paper from his pocket, he had written down exactly where the car was, he knew he wouldn't be able to find it otherwise. he was so clever at times! He checked the piece of paper and strutted up to where the car was parked. He came to an empty space. "Shit! Matt left..with the car!" he shouted to nobody. He stood helplessly for a few minutes, staring at the empty space...you know just in case it was hiding under the coke can he could see and was gonna jump out and surprise him...heeeeeyyyy it could happen! When he finally accepted that juuuussst maybe the car wasn't actually there, he said to himself "How the fuck am I supposed to get home???"..... |
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| Three Pairs of Boots and No Way Home |