| ~Jeffie speaking~ God...my brother is so mean to me...when he caught up with me after our little excursion to the haunted house�which WAS haunted!�he confiscated all my Skittles�and he said I could never have another one of his M&Ms again! God Mattie is soo�sooo..sooo�annoying! I�m so glad I�m not like him!�I mean he�s always getting me into trouble...it makes me look bad! But�I got my revenge...hehehe�I nicked his M&Ms and I�m gonna eat �em�.all of them�that�ll show him! ~The morning after M&Ms~ �Mattie� said Jeff quietly from his bed �Yes?� �I don�t feel so good� he whined �Hhmm? What?� asked Matt, he had just woken up from avery interesting dream that involved himself and Christian. He didn't want to hear Jeffie�s whining. �Mattie!� said Jeff a little louder., a little pissed that he was being ignored. Matt huffed and lifted himself off his bed and looked over towards Jeff. �What�s wrong now?� �I feel sick� �Hmm�lemme see� said Matt, he got up and walked over to Jeff. He didn�t look too good actually. �I think think I ate something bad.� �Have you been eating too many Skittles again? Because if you-� started Matt�God that boy ate far too many Skittles, then he saw the empty packets �JEFF!� Jeff tried to look innocent �Yes?� he piped up �You ate all my fucking M&Ms!!!� Matt picked up the empty packets in despair �What?? You�re always telling me that I should eat less Skittles!� said Jeff, thinking of a quick excuse �Yes..but Jeff�8 fucking KingSize bags of M&Ms?? MY M&Ms?!!!!� �What?� asked Jeff �My poor M&M�s� sobbed Matt, Jef was getting pissed off..�I�m the one that�s fucking ILL!!!!�how rude of Matt just to ignore the obviously sick!� thought Jeff �Matty� whined Jeff �I�m hot� Matt looked back at his brother, he thought he may as well help..he didn�t want Jeff throwing up all over his room. �Fine� he said shortly �I�ll get the thermometer� Matt wandered off and collected said instrument. He wandered back to Jeff �Open your mouth� �Don�t wanna� sulked Jeff Hmph! His brother was soooooo inconsiderate at times. �Open your mouth Jeff, if you don�t�you know where it has to go� said Matt with a grin. Jeff knew where it would go if he didn�t comply�Matt would have WAY too much fun shoving that up there! �Fine� pouted Jeff, Matt put the thermometer in Jeff�s mouth. �I�ll be right back� said Matt, a knock came from the door. �Come in� yelled Matt on his way past. Edge walked into the room and saw Jeff laying there �Oh my God�Jeffie are you OK� said Edge rushing to his friend�s side worry written over his face. �He�s fine� called Matt from the other room �ate all my fucking M&Ms!� Edge looked back at his friend �awww�poor thing�are you unwell?� Jeff timidly nodded his head. Edge went to stand up, Jeff grabbed his friend�s arm. �No�don�t go� whispered Jeff melodramatically �I have something to tell you� Edge eyes widened in surprise, he knelt back down next to his friend. �What is it Jeffie?� he asked �If�If I should die� stated Jeff �you know...from this deadly virus..� he sighed again �I�d like you to know�it�s been nice knowing you� �You�re not gonna fucking DIE Jeff!� called Matt from the other side of the room. Jeff glared at his brother�ruining his dying speech!! Cheeky git! �As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted� said Jeff with a meaningful look at Matt, who just rolled his eyes �I�m calling Christian� and he left �Now then�Edge�get me a piece of paper� �Why?� asked Edge �I�m going to write my will� said Jeff severely �Do you think that�s necessary?� asked Edge Jeff nodded his head � get me the paper�please�and a pen� Edge sighed and rolled his eyes and fetched the items for Jeff. Jeff took them off him and pondered for a while �Here Edge...you take these� he said handing over the pen and paper �you�ll have to write it for me�I just don�t have the strength� he sighed again foe effect. Edge took the pen and paper reluctantly. �Now then�dictate� said Jeff �This is Jeffie�s will. I leave everything to my pet goldfish Bobbles, except my discman�Edge can have that. There that�s it. Done� finished Jeff. �What about your brother?� asked edge �he�s a bastard�he�s so mean to me� whined Jeff �he�s getting nothing� said Jeff resolutely Edge scrawled down the words on the piece of paper �Okay..now you have to sign it� said Edge. Jeff took the paper off Edge and was about to sign his name when Christian came bursting through the door �JEFF�you ate all Mattie�s M&M�s!!!!� he screeched �how could you??� �I did fucking not!� cried Jeff, denying it automatically� all of a sudden he seemed to have his energy back�.strange. �Yes you did..he told me�now I�m gonna nick all your Skittles!� cried Christian, he ran off in the search of Jeffie�s Skittles. �Nooo!!!!!!� cried Jeff and he leaped out of bed chasing Christian through the house. Matt walked into the bedroom and picked up the forgotten will �Bastard�he didn�t leave me anything� he dropped the paper and ran off to find Jeff. Edge sat there on the bed and then it dawned on him �Hey�does this mean I don�t get his discman?� |
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