| First dates and Taker's Education |
| "So then" asked Jeff "where are you taking me?" The UnderTaker smiled down at Jeff. "Where would you like to go darlin'?" Big mistake. "Bowwwwwwwlllling!!" squealed Jeffie instantly "Bowling?" asked UnderTaker dryly...surely the boy was joking. Jeff nodded his head excitedly "Yep...bowling! It's great" UnderTaker looked down at Jeff who smiled back up at him. "OK darlin' whatever you want" UnderTaker lead Jeff to the car. Jeff's eyes widened in admiration, it was a Jeep...a plain ole ordinary run of the mill...Jeep. "Wow! A Jeep! I've never been in a JEEP before! Mattie won't let me drive" "Why not? Can you drive?" "Oh yeah" nodded Jeff "He's just jealous" "Jealous?" "Oh yeah, you see he took me out driving once, and I was that good, he never let me drive again...hey do you want me to drive tonight??" he asked "Umm, no it's OK darlin' you take it easy" UnderTaker opened the door for Jeff "Hop in" Jeff climbed in to the car and looked at the control panels, his fingers were itching to press the buttons, but he knew he shouldn't, he sat on his hands. UnderTaker got in and saw how Jeff was sitting. "Why you sittin' like that?" he asked puzzled "So I don't press any buttons" explained Jeff simply. The UnderTaker just looked at Jeff. He shook his head and drove off to the bowling alley. They parked at the Alley and Jeff leapt out and ran up to the entrance, he then remembered that he had come with UnderTaker and stopped and turned and waited for him to come. Three seconds later Jeff was tapping his foot impatiently, he made his way back to the car and grabbed hold of UnderTaker "Come ON!" he said dragging the large man with surprising ease "I wanna go bowling!" "Fine Jeffrey, but let me walk!" Jeff stopped in his tracks "What?" asked the UnderTaker "what's wrong?" "Nothing...just call me Jeffie though" "OK" said UnderTaker "Jeffie it is" he smiled, Jeff grinned "That's better, but you know what?" "What?" "I don't think I like calling you UnderTaker, it's too long" explained Jeff "Well, that's my name, what else do you plan on calling me?" "Ummmm....how aboouuuut...ummm..Takey?" "No" answered UnderTaker instantly "Aww...what about...Undy?" "No" "uhhhh....DeadMan?" "No" "Awww" Jeff pouted "Fine...what about Take?" UnderTaker thought about it for a while "hmmmmm..Take" he said out loud, he tried it a couple of times "Take...say it again Jeffie..it might just be OK...bearable" Jeffie grinned "Take!! TakeTakeTakeTake!! Come on..let's go bowling!" "You know Jeffie, I haven't been bowling in years" said Take, as he was now called "Nor have I!" cried Jeff "Why not? I thought you liked it?" "Oh I do! Matt won't let me go though....he's jealous of my bowling too!" explained Jeff "Oh right, are you that good then?" "Oh yeah, just like with driving, I'm a NATURAL!" squealed Jeff picking up a ball. and walking over to Take and sitting down. "Well, aren't you gonna bowl the thing?" he asked "Oh no" said Jeffie "You go first" he smiled. "OK" said Take "Although you'll probably beat me...seeing as your so good darlin'" he walked up and picked a ball up, vaguely remembering how to hold it. He smiled at Jeff, who grinned and waved at him. Take shook his head and bowled the ball. He hit 5 pins down, he took his next shot and hit another one. He turned back Jeff was smiling "Well done! My turn!" Jeff picked up the ball in both hands and walked up to the lane, He lowered his arms and bent over swinging the ball to and fro between his legs, he stuck his tongue out in concentration, and let the ball go. The ball bounced. IT BOUNCED. It bounced down the lane and eventually into the gutter at the side. Take sat there mouth open, this type of thing only happened in cartoons and films....NOT in real life! Jeffie turned around and smiled expectantly at Take. He bounced upto him and landed on his lap "Told you I was good didn't I Take?" he announced wrapping his arms round Take's neck "Ummm....yeah....real good" smiled Take patting Jeff's leg, he watched as the ball slowly dribbled it's way down the gutter and disappear into the darkness beyond. "That's definitely a unique style you got there darlin'" Jeff smiled proudly "Now you know why Mattie won't let me come bowling...told ya I was a natural" "Mmm, yeah Jefffie. I can see why now" said Taker. "Come on darlin' let's say we call it a night" Jeff thought about it "Yeah" he nodded "that's probably a good idea" he said looking around "I'd probably just show everyone up...wouldn't want to show them up...you know...with me being so good and that" Taker smiled at the comment "Come on Trouble, let's go" Taker drove Jeff back home. Jeff got out of the car and started to walk to the house, he stopped and turned around and looked at Take impatiently. He walked back to the driver's side "Are you coming?" he asked "What?" asked Taker...come on...this was the first date...he was a gentleman. "Come on!!" said Jeff excitedly "I wanna show you round my house, you can meet Mattie and Christian" "Jeffie" "Yes?" "I see them every day at work, in fact, I met them earlier tonight" "Yeah but it's not the same. Come on" he said opening the door and pulling on Taker's hand. They got inside. Jeff turned and looked at Taker "Good evening, I'm your host..Jeffie" he pointed to himself "...and I will be your guide tonight" he giggled "This" he said moving his arm around "is the hallway, where we put our coats...and where Mattie makes me put my muddy boots" UnderTaker just nodded. Jeffie grinned and dragged Taker through to the kitchen "This...is the kitchen...which I've only burnt down once" explained Jeff with a hint of pride "this is where Matt and Christian make dinner...I'm not allowed to anymore...oh yeah..and they fucked over ther on that table once...they don't know that I know about that one" winked Jeff. UnderTaker nodded "Riiiiiiiggghht" he said unsurely Jeff dragged him back into the hallway. "That's the door to the basement...it's dark in there...coz I broke the bulb...and Matt said I had to go in there and change it" Jeff looked to both sides and whispered "but it's DARK in there...scary" UnderTaker laughed "I'll change it for ya darlin'" "Awww...thanks. Right then...these are the stairs, nothing special about them, except that Matt fell down them one time, he tripped over me once. "He tripped over you?" asked UnderTaker "Uh, oh yeah...me and Edge had eaten too many Skittles one night and I couldn't make it all the way upstairs so I fell asleep on them. Matt tripped over me in the morning....he woke me up at 9:30!!!! Unbelievable isn't it Take?" "Oh yeah Jeffie...unbelievable" "Good, I'm glad someone agrees...come on....upstairs!" Jeff bounded upstairs and Taker followed. "This is the landing....too small to the Swanton Bomb...so don't even try it Take...I have already....definitely not enough room." "OK..I'll remember that next time I want to do a Swanton Bomb Jeffie...not on the landing" replied Taker, the sarcasm completely missed by Jeffie. "Good! Right, this is the bathroom" said Jeff opening the door "This is my toothbrush" UnderTaker picked it up. "Why have you got a PowerPuff Girls toothbrush Jeffie?" "Haven't you?" asked Jeff "Oddly enough. No." "What?? I'll get you one! Anyway, that's Matt and Christian's room....and THIS..is my room!" said Jeff proudly "My Skittles and my goldfish live in there!" "Oh yeah....what's the fish called?" "Bobbles" said Jeff "Bobbles?" Jeff smiled "Yep" he bounced downstairs "come on Matt and Christian'll be in the living room!" Jeff opened the door and peeked round the corner "Matt! Get off Christian quick! Take's here!" he hissed "Huh?" said Matt looking up "Shit!" He scrambled off Christian, they both stood up straightening their clothes and hair as best they could, Jeff looked back behind him and opened the door fully. The UnderTaker walked into the living room. "Hello gentlemen" greeted Taker "Uhh hi" said Christian sitting down and averting his gaze Matt just squeaked. Christian tugged the back of Matt's shirt causing him to fall down onto the sofa "And this" said Jeff "is the living room, and that's Matt and Christian" he pointed "thats the Stereo, which HAS Extra-Super- Mega-Treble-Base on it...hehehe...that's FUN!" he announced with a glimmer of mischief in his eyes "there's the TV...and YAYYY...there's my puppy!" Jeff squealed and ran up to Bobbles 2. "Uhh, sit down Taker" said Christian "Thanks" he sat down. Jeff brought Bobbles 2 over to Take "do you like her?" he asked "Yeah, she's cute" said Taker, ruffling the dogs head "What's she called?" he asked. Matt just squeaked and tried to hide his face in further embarrasment "Bobbles 2!" annouced Jeff "You wanna hold her???" "Umm yeah sure" said Taker Matt tried to warn Taker, but couldn't as all he could do was squeak....it was too late...Bobbles 2 had already done it. "Ummm...Jeff?" asked Taker "yeah? "Is this dog house trained yet?" "Ummmmmmmmmmmmm" Jeffie looked around and finally looked at Taker and smiled weakly "errrmm....oooops?" |
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