| Sparkly Shirts and Mystery Dates |
| "You've what?" Jeff grinned "I've got a boyfriend" he sung "I don't believe you" said Matt crossing his arms "Well it's true" smiled Jeff happily "We're going on a date" he announced "Well Jeffie...that's what most people do" replied Matt Jeffie was oblivious "yeah..we're going on a date" he repeated dreamily "When?" asked Matt suspiciously "Tomorrow" "What time?" "He's picking me up...coz he's a gentleman" added Jeff proudly "at 7:30" Jeff smiled up at the ceiling "Hmmm" pondered Matt "Where's he takin' ya?" Jeff turned his attentions to Matt "Duh! It's a surpriiiiiiiise!" Jeff shook his head at his brother...Matt was so stupid at times. Not like his boyfriend, at that he giggled "What you laughing at now?" asked Matt "Nuttin'" "So then" asked Matt, trying to sound non-chalant "who is it?" Jeff grinned at his brother's shoddy attempts at information extraction "ain't tellin' ya'" he teased and he stuck out his tongue. Matt narrowed his eyes. "Please Jeffie, tell me" he asked "No" pouted Jeff "Fine" shouted Matt "Fine!" Jeff shouted back "Well...fine!!" Matt retorted "Well...I'm glad that's fine with you Matt...coz it's fine with me too!!" cried Jeff "FINE!" Matt huffed, he stormed out of the kitchen to find Christian, leaving Jeff glaring at his brother's retreating form. "Hey Christian?" "Yeah baby?" Christian smiled as he saw Matt walk into the room "Did you know, Jeff's got a boyfriend?" Christian opened his eyes in amaement "What, Jeff?" "Yep" "As in Jeffie...in the kitchen?" "Yep" "What?? Jeffrey Nero Hardy?...your brother....dippy git of the year...has got a boyfriend?" asked Christian "Yep" nodded Matt, he could hardly believe it himself, who could blame him? "So then" asked Christian "who is it?" "Dunno...he won't tell me" replied Matt "Bummer...we'll find out though, there can't be too many people that'd go out with him" "Yeah you're right" agreed Matt. He sat down with Christian as they tried to work out who it could be. **Getting Ready** "Eeeeeeeee!!" squealed Jeff, he was getting VERY excitied about this date "He'll be here in four hours!!" said Jeff exitedly He had decided that should be just about enough time to get ready. "MATTIE??!" What shall I wear?" "Clothes'd be a good start Jeffie" smirked Matt, Jeff huffed at his brother's response "BUT?? Which ones??" He stood in front of his wardrobe, he picked out a few shirts and held them against himself. He turned around "Matt? What about this one?" Matt looked up at Jeff's bright green and red striped shirt, accentuated with blue dots here and there. "Uhhh, try another one" he said gently. Jeff turned back to his wardrobe "But Mattie...I don't know which one to wear!" he moaned "What shall I wear Christian?" "Ummm...what about this one Jeffie?" he picked out a sparkly blue shirt for Jeff. Jeff squealed in delight a grabbed the shirt and put it on his bed. "Right then...pants!" he cried "Which ones??" he asked as he opened another wardrobe, set aside for his pants. Matt sighed, this was gonna be a long night. Jeff finally decided on black leather pants and hugely clunky boots. He re-dyed his hair, made sure his nails were just perfect, got dressed and set aboout making his face and hair just perfect. He flounced into the living room "Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!" announced Jeff "What do you think???" he asked, whilst doing a twirl. They were shocked...he looked faintly normal....pretty good too. "You look great Jeffie" said Matt "Yeah, brilliant" said Christian Jeff giggled "Thanks ..what time is it?" Matt looked at his watch, "7:25...he'll be here in five minutes" Jeff made a small happy noise, Matt and Christian pretended not to be excited, they REALLY wanted to know who it was. Jeff was sitting down, then standing up, pacing around, checking his hair, his clothes, his nails, sitting down again, standing up, fidgeting. He sat down finally. He turned to look at Matt "Ooooo...I'm so excited Mattie" he exclaimed Matt smiled back at his brother "Now then Jeff, you have a good time....but be good...be careful. And don't forget...just say no" he said in his best motherly tone...he was getting quite good at that. "I know Mattie! ooo what time is it??" Matt checked again "7:31" Jeff looked mortified "What's wrong?" asked Christian "He's late" Jeff bottom lip started to quiver, Christian rolled his eyes, Jeff turned to Matt "Mattie?" he whined "He's forgotten...I think I'm gonna cry!" Jeff sniffed "I'm gonna go get my Skitt-" DING DONG Jeff widened his eyes, he started waving his hands in the air "It's him!!! It's Him..he's here!!" he squealed bouncing on his seat "he's here!" "Well answer the door Jeff" said Matt kindly "Huh? Oh yeah" said Jeff he jumped up and ran towards the door, he grabbed the handle and turned to look back at Matt and Christian, who gave encouraging smiles and he recieved a thumbs up from Christian. Jeff grinned and turned and opened the door. Matt and Christian were VERY interested now and leant over so they could see who was at the door. Jeff opened the door to his date "uhhh hi" he said shyly to the visitor The man smiled "Hey darlin', got these for ya" at that he handed over some roses to Jeff "Thanks" he said quietly "I should put these in water...do you want to come in?" "Sure" Jeff let the man in and led him to the living room where Matt and Christian were sitting in shock. This wasn't true. This man wasn't here...he WASN'T JEFF'S DATE! Christian remembered his manners "Uhh, pleaase, sit down" he said motioning towards the chair. Matt sat there looking at the man sceptically "So then" Matt started "you just be...be nice to Jeff" he said accusingly "No worries about that Matt" the man smiled "yeah...well...you just remember that" nodded Matt, content with the man for the moment Jeff leapt back into the room and grinned at his brother and then smiled at his date "shall we go?" he asked excitedly "Sure" The man got up and led Jeff out. As the door closed Christian burst out laughing "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" he cried "The UnderTaker?...and Jeff...THE UNDERTAKER?! Can you believe that Mattie??" Matt shook his head "Nope, especially after whta happened at the beach...but you know what this means don't you?" "What?" asked Christian suspiciously "We have the house to ourselves" Christian looked at Matt blankly for a moment, and then it dawned on him "Ohhhhhhhhhh...right gotcha" grinned Christian |
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