| "Maaaaaaatttttiiiiiiieeeeeee" whined Jeff "Yes?" he replied "Teach me to drive!" asked Jeff batting his eyelids "NO CHANCE" said Matt immediately "Puh-leeeeeeeeezzz" begged Jeffie "NO!...and I'm not changing my mind" Jeff stood up from where he was kneeling beside Matt "Fine...didn't want to learn to drive anyway! I'm gonna talk to Bobbles" Jeff stormed off bumping into Christian on his way Christian watched Jeff stalk off into his room he turned to Matt "What's up with him?" asked Christian "Oh, he wants me to teach him to drive, but I won't" "Hey, now then, it might not be that bad" said Christian "Uhhh...hello Christian...are we talking about the same person here?" Christian laughed "Yeah, it's just, well think about it, if he learns to drive, he'll go further...on his own...for longer" said Christian, winking suggestively Matt scrambled up "JEff!! Come on I'm teaching you to drive!" Matt drove Jeff and Christian to a quiet area of road, Jeffie hopped in to the driver's side leant forward and started making vroom noises and turning the wheel. "Stop that Jeffie!" said Matt "Vrooo- huh? Why?" asked Jeff "Coz I said so, now then Jeffie....this is a car" said Matt slowly moving his arm around to indicate so. "Duh...I know what a car is!" said Jeff impatiently "Lemme drive!" "Fine. Start the engine" instructed Matt "Ummmm....." Jeff stuck his tongue out and creased his brow in concentration, looking for where he should pout the key "Errrrrr..." "For God's sake Jeff, give it here!" Matt grabbed the keys and shoved ithem in the ignition. "Ohhhhhh....right...gotcha" said Jeffie nodding his head. he put his foot down on one of the pedals "It's not doing anything Mattie!!" he whined "it's broken...I'll call a garage!" "NO dumbass...you need to turn the engine ON!" "Oh right, gotcha" said Jeff, he turned the key "Other way" said Matt instantly "Ok" The engine started up. Jeff looked over to Matt excitedly, Matt just rolled his eyes, so Jeff looked back at Christian. "Umm...yeah...well done Jeffie" smiled Christian encouragingly. whew, did he have ulterior motives! "Right then, put it in first gear" said Matt "Ummmm...." "Put your foot on the clutch" "Ummmmm...." "That one!" pointed Matt "OK...Mattie, it's not going anywhere...its definitely broken, I think I really should call a garage you know." "PUT IT IN GEAR!" A loud *CRUNCH* came from, the car "put your God damned foot on the clutch again Jeff!...now put it in gear" "Ok...now what" Matt sighed, "Now this bit's tricky...slowly ease up the clutch and sloooooooowly, push down.... just a LITTLE bit on the accelerator, and I'll release the hand brake OK???" "Ummm..yep" Amazingly, Jeff took off first time, the car made it's steady way down the road. "Man...this is boring!!" whined Jeff "I wanna go faster!" at that he put the pedal to the metal. The engine whined loudly. "Dammit Jeff...you have to change gears!" cried Matt "Oh? right" said Jeff looking down at the gear lever "Keep your eyes on the road" cried Matt "Huh?" said Jeff as he looked up, he was heading straight towards another car. "TURN THE FUUCKING WHEEL JEFF! cried Matt "HUH?" Oh right" Jeff turned the wheel as fast as he could swerving the car and somehow managing to turn it through 720<sup>o</sup> The car came to a rest, Christian was as white as a sheet gripping on to the back of Matt's seat, Matt was strangely quiet Jeff was pretty pleased with himself "Mattie....look what I did! And it's only my first lesson...wow...I'm A NATURAL!!!" squawked Jeff in delight "Matt??.....Matt??? do you think I'm a natural??" asked Jeff prodding his silent brother. Matt slowly looked at Jeff, Jeff slunk back in his seat at the look on Matt's face "ummmmm....." started Jeff "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CAR!!!...YOU'RE NEVER DRIVING AGAIN!!" bellowed Matt, he leapt over to Jeff to try and catch him, but Jeff was too quick, he leapt out of the car, yelped, and looked back as he saw Christian and Matt heading towards him "Jeeeezus!" Said Jeff to himself "I never knew Matt could get so jealous! It's not my fault that I'm such a good driver!" |
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| Teaching Jeffie and Getting in a Spin |