| Matt arrived home from the mall and met Christian "Hey baby" greeted Matt "Hey" smiled Christian, he leant in to kiss Matt...they were just about to kiss (I'm talking millimetres here) and Christian pulled back suddenly. Matt looked at Christian puzzled. "What is it?" he asked "Well...isn't this where Jeffie is supposed to come bursting through the door?" asked Christian. Jeff had good timing like that. Matt smiled "Nope! He's still at the mall" "What's he doing there?" "I left him there...he pissed me off" said Matt proudly "Ohhh Mattie..you're a genius!" squealed Christian in delight as he hugged Matt, he moved into kiss Matt again, this time succeeding, but for only about half a second because a high pitched ringing rang through the silence. "Damn. My cell phone" muttered Matt, he took the phone out and answered "Hello?" "MATTTIIEEE!! Fucking pick me up!" cried Jeff and then hung up. Matt looked at Christian "that was Jeff" he explained tossing the phone on the floor looking deep into Christian's eyes. "What did he want?" asked Christian looking straight back "He wants picking up" explained Matt "Yeah..well..he can wait" grinned Christian ~sometime later~ *ahem*...my muses WILL NOT BEHAVE!!... "About fucking time!" cried Jeff as he got into the car "I phoned you over an hour ago Matt!" "Yeah...well...We were busy" said Matt winking at Christian "You should have picked me up..straight away...abandoning me like that!" muttered Jeff "Jeff..you said I could go and besides" explained Matt "What?" sulked Jeff "I'm not your fucking personal Taxi service! Next time you can walk" Christian decided he was going to play peace maker "so then Jeff...what did you buy?" "Not telling....Matt can hear" pouted Jeff "I don't care what you bought" said Matt from the driver's side, Jeff slumped back in his seat and...(guess!)...yep he sulked! When they got home Jeff skulked off to his room to put away his things. "Hmmm...I wonder what else he got" said Matt downstairs to Christian "I thought you didn't care" said Christian teasingly "I don't!.....I just wanna know" said Matt playfully slapping Christian's arm "Let's wait till he goes out and have a look" suggested Christian. Matt perked up. "Good idea!" he grinned. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jeff surveyed his purchases, especially his last one...man he was nasty to Matt at times...but it'd fucking teach him to leave him at the car park! He carefully pushed the box under his bed and put his clothes away. He would just wait for the perfect time to set his master plan into action....the Ulitimate~Extremely~extreme~And~most~defdinitely~the~most~annoying~way~to~get~revenge~on~annoying~brothers plan.... But, for the moment he was going out, he was gonna go see Edge...he'd be a bit nicer to him than his brother and Christian. He ran down the stairs and called out "I'm leaving! I'll be back when I'm back!" "Bye Jeffie!" called Matt "Bye!!!!" called Christian Jeff bounced out of the house and made his way to Edge's house, oblivious...as always. Christian got up and looked out of the window, he saw Jeff go into Edge's house just across the road "Right then Mattie, he's there, let's go!" Matt jumped up and ran up to Jeff's room with Christian following closely. They got into Jeff's room, for a micro-second Matt wondered whether he should be doing this, then he spotted a piece of paper. He picked it up and read it 10 REASONS WHY I HATE MATTIE...By Jeffie.. 1) He's annoying 2) He hides my Skittles 3) He eats M&Ms 4) ummm... I'll finish this later! Jeffie ....Oh yeah 4!!!...he abandons me at shopping malls! TBC.. Matt changed his mind...he was definitely doing this now. He looked around Jeff's room and winced at the mess. "Hey" said Christian "I didn't know he had a goldfish!" "Huh? What? Oh yeah...he has for a while now" said Matt "What's it called?" "Bobbles" replied Matt shaking his head Christian giggled and moved on. He fianally came across the box that Jeff had slid under the bed. "Hey what's that?" asked Matt "I dunno" said Christian opening the box. He took out the contents "what the hell is this?" asked Christian tilting his head to one side. Matt looked at it....he wasn't quite sure. "I dunno...see if there's a label or something in the box" He found a piece of paper and read it out. "Congratulations on your purchase of SuperHunk 2000, your inflatable friend..Oh MY GOD!!!" Cried Christian. "It's a blow up doll Mattie!!!!" "What????" shrieked Matt and he dropped it on the floor and backed away slooooowly. "Heyy...I've got an idea" said Christian... ----------- Jeff arrived home late that night and climbed into bed and fell asleep straight away. Whew he was tired...who knew eating Skittles all night with Edge could be so tiring?? Matt and Christian waited a while until they were sure he was asleep and crept into Jeff's room, they carried in the inflatable doll into the room, which turned out to be a male one in the end. This worried Matt to begin with...what WAS Jeff going to do with this? Matt and Christian stifled giggles and started taking photos of Jeff in bed with his "inflatable friend"...man...bribery was cool. They left Jeff alone and finished off their plan, When Jeff woke up the next morning, he got up and noticed something drop to the floor, he saw a photo of himself and the 'inflatable friend' "What the fuck???" he cried, he got up and saw another on his bedside table, he picked it up and screamed, he ran to his door, there was another photo on the handle and another outside the door "Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeee!!!" screamed Jeff as he saw photos scatted all over the hallway aswell. "What's the problem Jeffie??" asked Matt innocently "These pictures!!!" he cried and showed Matt the pictures "Well...Jeff...I know you haven't had any in a while..but Jeff...are you sure you're OK" asked Matt with feigned concern. "But but but but...I didn't...I never...did I?" asked Jeff on the verge of tears "Well...it looks this way" said Matt trying to hide his laughter "Christian! look at this" "Nooo!!" cried Jeff he grabbed the photos "Oh my God Mattie..whatamIgonnado?..I have a problem!!" he said in a panic "Well Jeffie...I don't know" said Matt Jeff eyes narrowed "Who fucking took these photos anyway?" "I don't know" said Matt "strange really...are you sure you didn't bring anyone home with you last night?...you know ..other than your little friend?" Jeff wanted to cry. "I'm going to my room" he huffed and ran back to his room. Matt and Christian watched and burst into hysterics when they saw the SuperHunk 2000 fly through the hallway and Jeff screeching "Get out!! get out!!! get out!!!!!" |
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