Skittles or M&Ms?

"For the last time Jeffie...M&MS RULE!" hollered Matt
"They do not!" replied Jeff indignantly
"They do!" shouted Matt "Tell him Christian" said Matt turning to his lover for support. Christian looked up.
"Huh? what?"
"Tell Jeffie here, that M&Ms are better than Skittles."
"Hang on Matt, I don't like either of them...both of you'll have to convince me which is the best" said Christian, earning a dark look from Matt and a delighted squeal from Jeffie.
"This is gonna be easy" said Jeffie jumping up and down "Skittles are best coz...they come in different colours"
"So do M&MS Jeff" said Matt
Jeff wasn't phased "Well...they come in different flavours" said Jeff proudly
"Yeah...so do M&Ms" said Matt
"They don't!" cried Jeff
"Yes...they do...peanut and chocolate" said Ma6tt "dumbass"
"Yeah...well...Skittles...ummm..they come in bags"
"JEff.." Matt shook his head in dispair"
"What?"
"So do M&MS!!!!"
"Oh....well...got it!" cried Jeff "Skittles have a little letter on each one" explained Jeff proudly
"Jeff.....so do M&Ms" said Matt
"Ummmmm...Skittles have a sugar shell"
Matt sighed "so do M&Ms"
"HMPH!" Jeff huffed, Matt grinned
"In actual fact Jeffie, I think you'll also find that you can get mini M&Ms...where are the mini skittles?"
"Well...they're working on them!" said Jeff
"No they're not, and besides...M&Ms are made of chocolate...so they win hands down!" proclaimed Matt "See baby" said Matt turning his attentions to Christian"Told you they were better...agree?"
"ummmm...wellll..." pondered Christian, Jeff interrupted
"Hah! Christian's not a fair judge...he's bias!!...you can't be judge Christian...soooo...lets say Skittles wins" said Jeff looking around at Matt and Christian
"Nuh uh" disagreed Christian, I was judge at the start...you camn't change the rules...Matt wins"
Matt stuck his tongue out at his brother and llaughed as Jeff flopped down on the sofa and sulked. Matt turned to Christian and decided he should thasnk him for being such a good judge, he led Christian to the bedroom.
Jeff slouched on the sofa and puted, a little while later he muttered to himself "I don't care...Skittles rule"
"NO M&MS DO!!" shouted Matt from the other room
Jeff huffed"how the hell did he hear that????.....ooo...I hate Mattie...I'm gonna eat some Skittles"

Note: This all stemmed from an M&Ms and Skittles war on LadyJ's Board, not reall part of the series, but it uses the muses from the series, so that's why it's here!