| Christian settled down next to Matt after another fun-filled day spent with the one and only, Jeff Hardy. �Matty?� Christian asked �Yes baby?� replied Matt �Has Jeff always been this fucking annoying?� Matt laughed at Christian�s question �Yep, basically� �Really?� �Yep, ever since the last day of his first year at school. He was six when he �turned�. Before that he was fine� �Really? Tell me about it babe� asked Christian �Okay baby, settle down and I�ll tell you all about it� he smiled. It was the last day of school and Jeffie was bored. He sat at his desk staring out of the window wishing he could go and play with his brother. He liked playing with his brother. Because, for some strange reason, Matty would always end up fighting with Jeffie. Jeffie liked that. He was going to be a wrestler when he was grown up. So he thought it was cool that Matty wanted to �practice� with him. �Jeffrey hardy pay attention� barked the teacher Jeffie sulked, his name wasn�t Jeffrey! It was Jeffie�everyone knew that! �My name�s Jeffie� he muttered. �Pardon Jeffrey?� asked the teacher �Nothing!� huffed Jeff. �Okay children, seeing as it�s the last day, we�ll have some fun �Oh right! � called out Jeffie �as I was saying� the teacher looked at Jeff, who immediately looked down at his work. Well it was really interesting! �We�re going to have some fun. We�re going to paint some pictures.� Jeff loved painting and couldn�t wait. He ran up to fetch his paint and water and collected some paper from the table and finally plonked his stuff on a heap back on the desk. He smoothed out the paper on the desk and dunked his brush in the bright blue paint. He held the brush in his hand, and started to think about what he might paint. He finally got it narrowed down to between Matt getting his head chopped off, or his best friend Edge getting his head cut off. The decisions a six year old has to make are quite demanding at times. �JEFFREY!� screeched the teacher interrupting his thoughts. �It�s Jeffie� he automatically returned. Ooops. �I know what your name is�.you�re dripping paint all over the floor!� Ooops. �Go and get a cloth and clean that up young man� continued the teacher. Edge, who was sitting next top him was in hysterics. Hmph. He�d show him! He shoved the paint brush into Edge�s face and smothered the pretty young boy with blue paint, �JEFFIE!� screamed Edge. He returned the favour by painting Jeff�s hair red. Jeff didn�t mind though. He kinda liked his hair being a different colour, and was about to add some green paint to his hair when the teacher shouted his name again. Oooops. �Get to the headmasters office NOW!� Boomed the teacher. Jeff slid out of his seat sulking all the way. He turned around when he reached the door and stuck his tongue out to Edge and he saw the trail of paint on the floor that his wet hair had dripped onto. Ooops. Before the teacher had noticed who was trying to get blue paint out of Edge �s shirt, Jeff ran all the way to his brother�s classroom. He�d know what to do! He knocked timidly on the door. He was pretty scared. I mean the people behind it were NINE! Scary huh? Matt�s teacher opened the door and smiled. �uuuhhhh Matthew, I think you have a visitor� �HIS NAME IS MATTY!� screamed Jeff Matt looked up in surprise and humiliation as everyone laughed. �ooooo Matty!!!!� cried one girl �What a wimpy name!� cried one boy �How you doing�Matty� giggled another boy. Matt grew angry �Go away Jeff!� �My name�s Jeffie� stomped Jeff �Why have you got paint in your hair?! Mum�s gonna kill you!� �Don�t you like it?� said Jeff as Matt came outside of the classroom. �It�s pretty!� Jeff exclaimed Matt grabbed hold of Jeff and dragged him into the bathroom �We�re gonna have to get it out before mum sees� hissed Matt. �Stick your head under the sink.� �But I don�t want to!� Matt sighed and grabbed Jeff and stuck his head in the sink and turned the taps on �It�s too cold� whined Jeff. Matt turned on the hot tap �It�s too hot!� he whined again. Then a thought came across Matt. �Ok Jeffie. I know how to get it out� �Really?� gosh, his brother was soooooooooooo clever at times �Yeah, got the perfect solution. Trust me?� �YEP� said Jeff. WOW! Matt is a genius! Thought Jeff. He might have to start praying to Matt at night instead. Matt grabbed hold of Jeff�s arms and dragged him to the stalls. Jeff smiled up at his older brother, who just smiled back. �What you gonna do Mattie?� asked Jeff innocently �Wash your hair� he said simply �Wow�.how?� he asked. �Like this� said Matt. He lifted his much smaller brother up and over and held his head in the toilet bowl and flushed. Matt dropped Jeff on the ground and laughed and laughed and laughed. Jeff sat on the floor a painty wet mess. �I hate you Matty! I�ll make you ay for this� sulked Jeff he got up and kicked Matt and ran back to his classroom �Welcome back je-� the teacher took one look at him. �What happened to you? Did you go and see the headmaster Jeffrey?� Oooops. ----- �You mean to say matty, that YOU started this?� asked Christian. Matt laughed �nah, baby, it wasn- FUCK!� swore Matt �Shitfucksdamn. It is my fault!� Matt held his head in his hands as he realised he was the cause for the last SIXTEEEN�count �em. SIXTEEN! years of misery and suffering. Matt wanted to cry. But couldn�t as Jeff charged into Matt and Christian�s room. �Matty! You gotta help me�.Edge woke up!� |
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